I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
what is this, a vending machine for ants?
ants need to stay hydrated too
Don’t drink from me or my son ever again.
whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
what kind of turtle is this
*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK
Being impulsive and immediately regretting it
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Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die
life is so much simpler when you stop explaining yourself to people and just do what works for you