She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤
Hi. Why is it unfortunate that you like men?
hi have you ever met a man
is she ok
She’s transfiguring.
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing
can i offer a smaller spoon?
absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here
This is the meme content I like to see
let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company
I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.
Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
i remember when this post was first going around and trust me everyone was still batshit crazy we just talked about supernatural more often and used shoelaces as a secret code
you don’t have to let them know you’re doing good; you don’t have to prove anything. you can just do good. just be.
— alhwrites
this is how you find peace
celine dion didn’t drown for this
military schools
the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible
What the fuck does that even mean?
30 thousand women seem to get it