°˖✧ Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra ✧˖°
The universe
Pastle alien aesthetic: [submission]
i met some of my coworkers in person for the first time today….i think we’re gonna get along great
There is no such thing as not knowing any queer people. If you think you don’t, it’s because the queer folks in your life don’t trust you.
Don’t you even think about trying to tread on me I swear to god
terf: terf is actually an offensive and very untrue & false term that marginalizes us womyn :( me: do you believe that trans women are real women though terf: i can’t read suddenly. i don’t know
does anybody else find the phrase “as we speak” slightly menacing? like someone could come up to me and be like karen is dropping off her 6 kids at soccer practice and exchanging brownie recipes with linda from the country club as we speak and I’d start sweating and be like shit karen’s not fucking around
You can lead a horse to water.
You can leave your horse behind.
Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine
More of Venture.
me: im not going to sugarcoat things donut shop manager: then why the fuck did i hire you