my favorite part is leftists heatedly debating this subject in the comments below

they know it’s satire but they still physically cannot stop themselves

im screaming

Rainbow Rowell, Attachments

Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff make amends on Myspace, May 2007

“don’t listen to paris she’s a stupid lesbian”

Myspace Battle Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton, April 2007

“u guys use eachother like tampons”

lesbo.

w-w-when when when it tries to scoop it up and put it in its mouth :3333

@nyagosstar @maliwanhellfires @jack-the-giantkiller @warriormaggie look at this cutie!

I saw this once and didn’t reblog it like I shoud have because it is too cute for words. Look at the little baby, working so hard.

@queerwings

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im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

Put a letter in my ask! I'll answer honestly !

A - Available? B - Birthday? C - Crushing on? D - Drink you last had? E - Easiest person to talk to? F - Favourite song? G - Grade i hated? H - Hometown? I - Icecream flavour? J - Jellybean flavour? K - Killed someone? L- Longest friendship? M - Milkshake flavour? N - Number of siblings? O - One wish? P - Person who called me last? Q - Question your always asked? R - Reason to smile? S - Song i last sung? T - Time you woke up? U - Umbrella colour? V - Very best friend? W - Which celebrity i’d marry? X - X rays i had? Y - Your last time you cried? Z - Zodiac sign?

PLS PLS PLSSSSSS GUYS

I haven’t done one of these for about 6 years. Do it.

La Chute du Chat (Two Women Disturbed by a Cat) by Jean-Alphonse Roehn, 19th century.

19th century lesbians well acquainted with “pets watching u have sex” struggle

north carolina has some shit going on

I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is walking around looking like Voldemort’s weird cousin