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college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana

This is the realest post ever

Tf

there’s this toad at my parents house that always shows up at night to eat the bug attracted by the back porch lights and he has become pretty famous among family text messaging groups..

And in that moment Bubbles became 200x more badass than ever.

freedom

no money no family 16 in the middle of Miami

*sips tea*

I cannot believe the FILTH that I recieved today

“Do you think we’ll be friends forever, Phil?”

“I think we will, Chuckie. I think we will.“