Zareena | Spring/Summer 2018 pt.1/pt.2

Azura Deluxe Resort & Spa Hotel, Alania, Turkey

I don’t know what fucks me up more - the fact that it’s a 100% real, lavish 5 star resort, or that there’s exactly nothing to indicate that it isn’t literally referring to the Daedric Prince Azura

IIRC there’s even more TES references inside the hotel itself which only raises more questions

Me @ any peice of media

Lmfaoo 😂😂

my heart is absolutely broken

This is horrible.

Don’t forget that:

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The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

nectarandstone

a cloak made from wool 蓬松柔软的羊羔毛，织一件斗篷便不怕寒冬的风雪

I think we should make Puritan naming customs cool again, but like, updated to reflect Millenial values. So we can have names like Resistance Jones, Self-Care Williams, and I-Am-Not-Throwing-Away-My-Shot Anderson.

do you think draenei have a really advanced form of medicine but they don’t know enough about human anatomy so when their human friend’s like “hey i’ve got a cough so i’m gonna go down to ye olde leech shoppe for some blood letting” they just have to nod and go with it

they can heal people really easily with no invasive surgery but nobody ever believes them because it’s a bunch of crystals and auras. “no thanks i dont need that new age stuff im just going to get my limb amputated with no anesthetic so this minor wound won’t get gangrene”

i know we all love to dunk on british people on this site and fair enough they deserve it but that being said there’s something fascinatingly funny about the way they start listing increasingly elaborate synonyms for “pissed off” when they’re mad

me: h-

british person: now you’ve fockin’ done it. oh i’m fockin’ angry now. d’ya hear me? you’ve put a right bee in my bonnet mate. i’m agitated as all that. in fact i’m feeling pretty fockin’ vexed if i’m being honest,