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Keaton Lockwood

@meowth13 / meowth13.tumblr.com

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Fact: If threatened, a Pansexual will lie down and play dead, and will even drop limbs if picked up in order to escape. The Pansexual is fully capable of regrowing any and all lost limbs, while the lost limbs themselves with regrow into a new Pansexual identical to the old one.

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meowth13

Shouldn't that be an Ace thing?

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meowth13

I'll have you know I'm under weight and live in the 2ed floor!

XD

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remember when the staff posted a rage comic

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meowth13

Or you could just sandbox it... Am I the only one who knows how to do that?

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Anonymous asked:

Wanna see my cock?

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Me: [/at airport security]
TSA: Please empty your pockets.
Me: [/takes out 4 apples, a miyama stag, a hammerhead shark, some red pansies, a fishing rod, a net, a shovel, a simple chair, a fossil, and 100 bells]
TSA: Are you a time lord?
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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
"Found"
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