one day, daichi’s favorite ramen place suddenly closed down
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a belated birthday gift for the best haikyuu captain!
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one day, daichi’s favorite ramen place suddenly closed down
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a belated birthday gift for the best haikyuu captain!
Ok I know that we are all freakin about about the new haikyuu chapter but can I just say that it’s not even what bokuto said but also HOW HE SAID IT I have been screaming nonstop since I read this and let me explain why…. BECAUSE… THIS IS TOO MUCH…
So here’s one of the translated scans I was reading, and while the translation isn’t incorrect it doesn’t convey the entire story:
What bokuto said was, in Japanese:
でもね赤葦 (demo ne akaashi)
俺には (ore ni wa)
120%をちょうだい (120% wo choudai)
SO LETS BREAK THIS DOWN LINE BY LINE
1. “でもね赤葦”
“But akaashi“
He could’ve said “でも” (demo) ”でもな” (demo na) “でもさ” (demo sa) or even ”けど” (kedo), which more or less convey “but”
BUT HE SAID でもね (demo ne)
Which is a way of speaking that’s more commonly used by women/children, and at the same time conveying a kind of “but you know“ feeling; overall this is just softer than the other ways of saying “but”
2. “俺には”
“for me”
Not “for this match,” or “for the team,” but “for me” – I don’t know/care about other people (aka your 100% might be enough for other ppl), but FOR ME, BOKUTO KOUTAROU, SPECIFICALLY
3. “120%をちょうだい“
AND THIS IS WHERE I DIE
“Give me your 120%”
He could’ve said くれ (kure) or よこせ(yokose), which both also mean “give me”, but the way bokuto said it implies that Akaashi has to reach out and give it to him too, not just him trying to get it from Akashi. I’ve seen dictionaries say that this is closer to to “いただく” (itadaku) which is more focused on the act of receiving instead of taking, if that makes sense. On the other hand choudai is also more commonly used by women/kids, in a way that you can imagine children asking for candy or a girl acting cute and asking for something from her boyfriend (if you understand Chinese I am trying to explain 撒嬌 but there is no English word for this LOL if u r into kpop its kind of like aegyo I guess??). Basically like how he said でもね this is much softer/childlike than any other way he could’ve said it. HOWEVER even if it is softer there in undeniably an element of pressure and trust to it such that Akaashi WILL deliver this. AND UH… another context u see this commonly is in doujinshis where they ask for sex and literally say “全部/すべてちょうだい” (zenbu/subete choudai) “give me your everything“
AND THIS IS WHY JP TWITTER IS FREAKIN OUT ABOUT HOW IT LITERALLY READS LIKE A DOUJINSHI
To give more context/comparison to this, here are some examples of how other characters in haikyuu say “give me“ to each other:
TO SUM IT UP BOKUTO SPEAKS IN A MUCH SOFTER/GENTLER/CHILDLIKE TONE TO AKAASHI AND AND I AM DEAD AND AM STILL DYING AND PLS SCREAM WITH ME
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yep, turns out i really never did post the "Rules!! Aoba Johsai Volleyball Team" thing, it's still in my drafts for this sideblog!!!!
actually, i have a LOT of stuff i never posted in my drafts, holy shit
yep, turns out i really never did post the "Rules!! Aoba Johsai Volleyball Team" thing, it's still in my drafts for this sideblog!!!!
Rejected titles, written above and crossed out: Resistance is Futile, Oikawa-san’s Rules, OIKAWA-SAN RULES, Seijoh Commandments, Aoba Johsai Laws, Shittykawa can’t come up with decent titles to save his life, Vice-captain please stop antagonizing him
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lol l o l lol lol Mutiny! Mutiny, I say!
Oikawa, if you’re going to do this, then at least do it decently why must you suck the fun out of everything, Iwa-chan? interesting choice of words there Oikawa-kun! Matsukawa. Laps. Yes, sir. On it, sir.
why is there a rule just for me, Hanamaki-san, that’s so unfair i n s t e a d o f a r u l e, w e c o u l d a s k t h e v i c e-c a p t a i n t o t h i n k u p s o m e k i n d o f s p e c i a l p u n i s h m e n t f o r y o u actually, you know what, Kindaichi, I’m fine with this
how do I get blood out of fabric, again? hydrogen peroxide, Mattsun. or you could just put that ugly yellow shirt in the trash where it belongs don’t even, Oikawa, I know the nasty stuff you have hidden in that wardrobe
Is this just an excuse to spend an entire night looking for UFOs and discussing the possibility of alien life? Y e s. Y e s. Yeeep. What say you, Dr. Expert-in-Oikawa-Matters I say he probably needs his Star Trek collection confiscated to calm down a little YOU’RE NOT CUTE! YOU’RE NOT CUTE AT ALL! THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T GET A GIRLFRIEND, IWA-CHAN! lol no it’s not
The club room is small enough, don’t waste space on stupid stuff, we already have Oikawa that hurt even me UNCALLED FOR IWA-CHAN!
I’d like to know who had the balls to write this because he deserves a medal h a p p y p e o p l e s h o u l d a l l e x p l o d e
someone explain to me how come Oikawa-san’s presence makes us all invisible? l o l m i s d i r e c t i o n
N o t h a n k s, I e n j o y l i v i n g I also happen to be quite attached to my life r e l a x, l i t t l e f i r s t y e a r s, I w a i z u m i m e a n t t h i s r u l e j u s t f o r h i m s e l f, h e’ d k i l l y o u i f y o u t r i e d i t o h g o d not to worry, Kindaichi, Oikawa-senpai would kill us himself first s o m e h o w I’ m n o t c o m f o r t e d Iwa-chan, how dare you talk about the great Oikawa-san like this! that’s exactly why why does no one respect me in this house. I guess we should show our respect for you more, shouldn’t we, Captain Mattsun~ you’re my favourite♥
Downward dog is preferred. I w a i z u m i - s a n, n o o o o X D D D Mattsun, you’re no longer my favourite. lol disowned it was all worth it HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA M A T S U K A W A - S A N T O O! O M G this is why everyone thinks the volleyball team is not normal well, they’re not wrong
Sorry =( Sorry S O R R Y s o r r y ! ! oops We’re really sorry, please don’t kill us Whoever said Captain is not a hardass, my thousand bruises and missing tooth would like to have a word he just wanted to see if your eyebrows get thinner when you’re tired Iwaizumi-san. Not helping. [you’re all so strange - Sawamura] Z I P I T K A R A S U N O !
just -how- does he know everyone’s tells? it’s not that bad, is it? m a y b e i f y o u c o u l d r e s i s t t h e u r g e t o d o a l i v e a u d i o c o m m e n t a r y a n d d i d n ’t o u t e v e r y s i n g l e b l u f f g o i n g o n I’d also appreciate my eyebrows not being the topic of a 5-minute monologue for once
L e t i t b e n o t e d h e r e t h a t I o w n e d a l l y o u r a s s e s. Makki, dude, let it go.
personally I thought the leash was a very nice touch because he didn’t get the joke? because he didn’t get the joke. y o u ’ r e s o l u c k y h e r e a d t h e w o r d “R u l e s” a n d s t a r t e d p r e t e n d i n g t h i s b o a r d d o e s n’ t e x i s t
I need to know who wrote this, so I can figure out if I should be feeling the love or the sarcasm Watari, dear, it’s probably both O i k a w a - s a n o n p o i n t a s a l w a y s
d i d O i k a w a - s a n s u r v i v e w r i t i n g t h i s ? he’s been missing for three days O H M Y G O D W H A T Kindaichi you saw him less than an hour ago o h. o h y e a h.
But I hear he still carried Captain’s ass home [but did he cop a feel, tho] NEKOMA WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GONNA KILL YOU [that was not a no] please don’t kill another team’s captain, Iwaizumi-san
a h. t h e y ’r e s t i l l f i g h t i n g, a r e n ’t t h e y ? how observant of you. Does nothing escape your all-seeing eye, Kindaichi?
good to hear they made up
is this actually physically possible? wanna find out?
and they said high school wouldn’t be a traumatic experience
this day will go down in Aoba Johsai history as the smelliest there ever was i t l o o k s l i k e a d i r t y l a u n d r y b o m b f r o m h e l l w e n t o f f i n t h e r e. w h a t t h e h e l l h a p p e n e d I n e e d t o kn o w: w h o d o t h e s p a r k l y a l i e n b o x e r s b e l o n g t o ? lolololol Oikawa-san, Kindaichi found your underwear w h a t ? nooooo, Kin-chan, don’t believe his lies! I know for a fact you have three more pairs in different colours STOP MESSING IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER HAJIME stop hiding the TV remote in there when you’re sulking C a p t a i n… ah, Captain just broke Kindaichi’s little hero-worshipping heart. he should buy him dinner as compensation. and me too. oh no. I feel so disillusioned. only free food can heal the wound in my soul. in fact, he should buy all of us dinner, after all this hard work, isn’t that right, Hanamaki-san? I w o u l d n’ t s a y n o t o t h a t, M a t s u k a w a - s a n. you’re all horrible, horrible people, I should just go to Shiratorizawa you’d be back in three days, tops. you’re so uncute, Iwa-chan. no wonder you can’t get a girlfriend. lolololol that’s not why
d a m n. d a m n d a m n d a m n d a m n. next time, man. we’ll only get better from here. stay focused.
Scribbled several times all over the remaining space below rule #22 in different handwritings: Yes, Captain.
(tiny drawing of an adorable, but somehow incredibly menacing chibi!Oikawa, with a cheerful smile full of teeth. The speech bubble next to him reads: “…. or else.”)
[please imagine the unrealistic premise that Ushijima hijacks the stage during Aoba Johsai’s school festival to sing a song to Oikawa about how no matter how many times he’s refused, he’ll never stop telling Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa. After his brief intro speech, the rest of the Shiratorizawa VBC reluctantly trudge onto the stage and get into position behind Ushijima.For this musical number, please imagine a parody somewhat like this Supernatural parody by the Hillywood Show..
And the music starts….]
♫ ♫ ♫
My team is really great Rulers of this domain That’s what people say, mmm-mmm That’s what people say, mmm-mmm Our setter’s really good But we could do better too At least that’s what I always say, mmm-mmm That’s what I always say, mmm-mmm So I keep insisting Can’t stop, must persist in Getting Oikawa to come be On our side Saying, “COME TO SHIRATORIZAWA” ‘Cause we players gotta play, play, play, play, play But Oikawa says he hates, hates, hates, hates, me Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off My heart ain’t gonna break, break, break, break, break It’s also for his sake, sake, sake, sake, sake Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I never miss a hit I’m lightning on my feet And still Oikawa flees, mmm-mmm Why does Oikawa flee, mmm-mmm I can win games on my own (win games on my own) But with Oikawa I would glow (with him I would glow) To Nationals we would go, mmm-mmm To Nationals we would go, mmm-mmm So I keep insisting Can’t stop, must persist in Getting Oikawa to come be On our side Saying, “COME TO SHIRATORIZAWA” 'Cause we players gotta play, play, play, play, play But Oikawa says he hates, hates, hates, hates, me Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off My heart ain’t gonna break, break, break, break, break It’s also for his sake, sake, sake, sake, sake Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Hey, hey, hey Just think while you’ve been losing the important matches and haven’t gone to Nationals because Seijoh isn’t up to snuff You could’ve been winning here at Shira, tori, zawa. My team could make him really really great He keeps going “NO FUCKING WAY” I’m just gonna shake [Tendou shouts: AND TRY AGAIN!] So to the fella over there with the hella good hair [Ushijima points at Oikawa, having zeroed in on him almost the moment he stepped onto the stage] Won’t you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake
[in the audience, Oikawa cringes, trying to hide behind Iwaizumi and praying to all the gods this is just a nightmare he’s gonna wake up from any moment. Any moment now. Surely in the next few seconds, oh god please]
Yeah ohhh
'Cause we players gotta play, play, play, play, play But Oikawa says he hates, hates, hates, hates, me (Oikawa hates me) Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off My heart ain’t gonna break, break, break, break, break (mmmm) It’s also for his sake, sake, sake, sake, sake (he’d be better here, it’s also for his sake!) Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (I’ve got to), I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
OIKAWA, COME TO SHIRATORIZAWA
title: Below Destiny genre: gen, humour, VOLLEYBALL FEELS length: 15 551 words
summary: The one in which Daichi tries to ambush Ennoshita to give him a suitably emotional speech about the joys of captainship, and Ennoshita will have absolutely none of it, definitely not, not even if you payed me, thank you very much.
My thanks to greenhouse-nurse, @eleventh-page , memordes, and spotthetitan, for their beta work and all their help. Thank you so much. *bows*
read it on AO3 here
#1: Iwa-chans have a tendency to be too stiff and serious. Lighten up his day with some jokes and poke fun at him! He’ll kick you, of course, but he’ll be smiling inside!
#2: Exercise is very important. Keep your Iwa-chan healthy with regular doses of volleyball practice. Iwa-chans also like doing weights, but be careful to interrupt him when he’s overdoing it. Sitting on his lap usually does the trick.
#3: Properly document him growing up! Iwa-chan needs to know he’s loved, and what better way to do this than take photos at every opportunity? At school. At training camps. When he’s eating. When he’s sleeping. When he’s in the shower.
#3.5: Apparently the shower is off-limits. (keep those in a private folder)
#4: A really angry Iwa-chan is a silent, cold Iwa-chan that ignores you and doesn’t eat much. If you can’t apologize yet, or if he won’t talk to you yet, make sure you find some way to ensure he’s eating enough. Leaving snacks in his room or getting other people to feed him are both good strategies.
#5: Sad or worried Iwa-chans try to hide it, but they frown more than usual and look down thoughtfully at their hands more often. Be annoying in his general vicinity until he’s either ready to talk about it, or relieves some stress by exploding at you.
#6: Sometimes people will get jealous and try to bully Iwa-chan. Keep an eye on things when he’s, ah, dealing with them. Iwa-chan is very thorough when it comes to bullies. Buuuut - sometimes he’ll go easy on some, and they’ll start planning things again. Have a quiet talk with them later. Watch Iwa-chan’s back.
#7: Happy Iwa-chans will let you cuddle at home, and play video games with you, and perfectly spike all your sets, and smile a lot. Always do your best to keep your Iwa-chan a happy Iwa-chan. This is also the perfect time to pull pranks on him, because he won’t be expecting it.
#7.5: He’s always expecting it. Don’t ever start a prank war with your Iwa-chan, he’s vicious.
#8: Don’t forget that your Iwa-chan doesn’t like tomatoes. Don’t bring attention to this; just sneakily transfer them to your plate. You may also take anything else you like from his plate as payment for your generous deed.
#9: Your Iwa-chan has very strong parental instincts - make sure to let him scold you and look after you. He needs to know you need him, and since that happens to be true, you’ll both be happy.
#10: Iwa-chans are good with girls, and they like him. Keep the attention of the female populace on you at all times.
#11: Do not forget to teach your Iwa-chan how to loosen up. Kidnap him on the weekends and take him to do fun, exciting activities without warning him in advance. Like bungee jumping.
#12: don’t take him and the team to paintball FORFUCK’S SAKE DON’T TAKE HIMT O PAINTBALL
It’s amazing that this is the number 1 rule. Like, what are we even doing. [stealing traffic signs, apparently.]
-come on, it was funny- the smell, though, that was no joke
-unless it’d be funny- NO STEALING HAIR GEL
-that was beautiful- [truly a modern day pyramid] \ you guys are insane ~Noya / lol I have no idea how you kept Vice-Captain from knowing about that thing for weeks, but kudos to you it was amazing, guys!! Bokuto-san, please control yourself
-it was a joke! we just bought the same stuff!- oh, so you go shopping for matching underwear now? how adorable. lol Akaashi can we go shopping together??? no.
awwww…. don’t even, Bokuto-san. don’t even.
what if they have a hostage? or know the super secret password? -what if they need to take the ring to Mordor and must absolutely pass through our clubroom?- [I just want to watch the world burn] « Akaashi, your team is a strange and wondrous place. » I know, Iwaizumi-san. I know.
I don’t think we have to worry about that, do we? definitely not a worry what is that supposed to mean??
= BOKUTO-CHAN YOUR FAMILY IS AGAINST OUR LOVE WHATEVER SHALL WE DO = KUROO-KUN I DON’T CARE YOU ARE MY FOREVER BRO = BRO<3 = BRO<333 how did this turn into Romeo and Juliet…
so unfair incredibly unfair a small fridge would be nice though? would you fit comfortably inside it? no small fridge. got it.
not with those voices, you can’t. Akaashi-san, that’s so hurtful. not as much as your voice trying to sing falsetto, Onaga one day I aspire to the level of greatness that is Akaashi delivering the sickest burns I’ve ever seen lol
\ I t h o u g h t i t l o o k e d p r e t t y c o o l …. / \ K A G E Y A M A N O /
I will hurt you.
-whaaaa… we’re good boys! no, really!- { I don’t think you’d know good if it danced naked in front of you } Tsukishima-kun, what a lewd imagination you have… -to think Captain’s friend has such a dirty mind!- I am shocked! Truly shocked! [what a bad influence on our Captain, unacceptable] = *gasp* Glasses-kun! How could you say that! = { the lot of you… you’re insufferable… }
= BRO<3 = BRO<33 [can I be the estranged distant cousin?] I’ll be the nephew nobody cares about = I vote Yaku-san for mother = = Lev. It seems you’ve forgotten I know your handwriting very well by now = = please don’t hurt me = = c a n I d i v o r c e a n e n t i r e f a m i l y ? = = lol Kenma maybe next year =
-spoilsport.- you need to know when to stop, Konoha-kun.
I don’t get this rule [um….]
[otherwise Akaashi-san will make the Very Disappointed In You look] which is about a hundred times worse than the Very Disappointed in the World look we’re all familiar with, even if they’re very similar -still. I kind of want to draw a dickball too- your anarchist soul will be the death of all of us, Konoha, mark my words
We are sorry.
I want to be Iwaizumi-san when I grow up. [Onaga, you fucking fanboy]
or owls (again) or random little kids [or little old ladies, no matter how much they like volleyball] wait what??
because next time you might really kill him IT WAS AN ACCIDENT so is your presence in general, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take precautions can I be Akaashi when I grow up?
it was kind of edible… it did look very yummy! it was BRIGHT PURPLE
actually I think the problem was that it was too mature you are truly the soul of wit, Sarukui-san. thank you. does that mean I’m not on cleaning duty for the foreseeable future as punishment for that joke? not quite that witty yet.
= oranges? = oranges. » somewhere out there there’s a line between what’s sane and what is not and you guys are on another dimension entirely «
-for a few glorious hours, we had the dickball, and all was right in the world- \ IF YOU CAN’T HAVE IT, CAN I HAVE IT? / \ TANAKA, NO /
the principal will dissolve the team the next time someone starts a “school riot”, BECAUSE HE’LL KNOW IT WAS ONE OF US AGAIN [we were having lunch and suddenly we were in the middle of a viral video, Akaashi I swear, to this day I still don’t understand what happened] Bokuto. Bokuto happened. He is either a genius or a madman and I am afraid to figure out which hahahahaha
[who was it? I have to know. I can’t go on without knowing] Komi, I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. [Sarukui, I’m so proud]
other teams, however, are outside my jurisdiction aww, Akaashi, you softie \ I ALMOST DIED / \ Tanaka, you missed Kiyoko wearing a trikini, you didn’t almost die / \ SAME THING /
At this point, I’m too numb to generalized chaos to worry overmuch. Is the academy still standing? good. anything else, I’ll deal with it tomorrow Akaashi, you goddamn hero
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Since this team seems to be an apocalypse waiting to happen, more rules will be added as long as there’s space in the board. When we run out of board, we’ll get another one to hang next to it on the wall When we run out of walls, I will quit everything and leave you to your fate because clearly you’re too far gone and there’s no hope left \ Akaashi-san, you’re refreshingly optimistic about this, aren’t you / Sawamura-san, I detect the sarcasm in your words, and I am completely sincere when I tell you that I am possibly the most optimistic person in this team
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Written on sticky notes, stuck on top of the respective rules on the board: (because by the time people went to write these, there was no space left near the rules they were commenting on)
*It was just laying there by the side of the road. I thought it would be funny. It’s a crime, Bokuto-san. Ooops?
** -SERIOUSLY WE WERE JUST PRETENDING TO STEAL EACH OTHER’S UNDERWEAR WE WEREN’T SERIOUSLY DOING IT- [it’s okay, we’re not prejudiced against weird kinks or homos or anything] IT’S NOT LIKE THAT = uwaaah, such open-minded teammates, Fukurodani sure is a nice team~ = -KUROO-SAN NO- \ LOL YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE THIS / OH MY GOD
***not even the Mulan song? …maybe on training camps. after i graduate. you’re a ruthless man, Akaashi.
****or Nekoma. Or Karasuno. Or anyone at all, really. Iwaizumi-san would win anyway…. [Onaga, just ask for his autograph already and shut up, goddamn.]
(scribbled on a huge whiteboard next to the door in the gym, in no particular order, and complete with annotations in different handwritings)
this is oppression! total oppression! I see you learned a new word in class today, Yamamoto with all due respect, Captain, fuck off
what a pain you’re excused, Kenma really? hahaha, no what a pain
Yaku-senpai wrote this one didn’t he SHUT UP LEV
u n l e s s B o k u t o f r o m F u k u r o d a n i i s a n y w h e r e i n t h e v i c i n i t y. T h e n Y a k u i s t h e b o s s ouch. That hurts, Kai, right here♥ Kai-senpai, you’re the vice-captain, please don’t make jokes like that. You’re going to make Yaku-senpai cry LEV I’M GOING TO KILL YOU
NO. VIDEOGAMES. DURING. PRACTICE. it was just the one time lol Kenma what a huge lie it isn’t I just saw you hide your PSP in that bag under the bench prove it KUROO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CAPTAIN WHY ARE YOU ENABLING HIM lol prove it
why would you even jump on a guy’s back and hold onto his neck I swear I thought Lev was looking Yamamoto-senpai, you were behind me! so?
or hair dye or my PSP o r l a x a t i v e s or fire …do I want to know? probably not this is why we can’t have nice things shut up, Inuoka
that’s probably for the best
I’ m l o o k i n g a t y o u, K u r o o I’m sure I don’t know what you mean h u h u h My love for Karasuno’s manager goddess will not be quelled! It’s one of those word-of-the-day calender thingies, isn’t it ♥ ♥ ♥ KIYOKO-SAAAAAAN ♥ ♥ ♥ ah, he’s ignoring me
but what if it’s raining? and cold outside? w e b r i n g t h e m t o c o a c h a n d m a k e p u p p y e y e s you have the best ideas, Shibayama
I’M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO WROTE THIS AND THEY’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT WHEN I DO
~I CAN’T HELP IT IF I’M IRRESISTIBLE~~ ✧ ⸜(>౪ര́)و ♡*‧˚✧ Oikawa-san, teach me your jump serve!! NO.
I thought Coach was going to strangle someone when the Fukurodani vice-captain came up to him with our ball I didn’t know people could turn that red Bokuto stopped breathing for like 3 minutes. I seriously thought he was going to die Bokuto-san would never dare to die during a match. Akaashi-san would kill him.
Lev is not the ace Nope You’re a million years too early, first-year I will definitely become the ace!!! w e l l, h e d i d m a n a g e a n a w e s o m e r e c e i v e d u r i n g p r a c t i c e y e s t e r d a y yes. with his face. i t w a s s t i l l a w e s o m e zip it Inuoka!!
Yamamoto, your jealousy monster is showing I AM NOT JEALOUS
IT WASN’T A LOVE CONFESSION!!! I w a s r e a l l y m o v e d, K a g e y a m a. S o r o m a n t i c. I think I cried a little. Ryuu, too. I never thought I’d see an actual proposal on the court. so manly. it was very very romantic!!! it was amazing!! Shouyou really liked it. I was very happy for him IT WASN’T A LOVE DECLARATION OKAY [Kageyama, does that mean you don’t love me anymore?] HINATA YOU IDIOT I’M GONNA KILL Y (three lines of “lol”s)
PLEASE DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM, KUROO-SENPAI what?
w h a t a b o u t a n a f f e c t i o n a t e “s e x y b a s t a r d”? I knew I loved you for a reason, Bokuto-chan why do people from other teams keep writing on our whiteboard y o u’r e j u s t j e a l o u s o f o u r b r o - l o v e
I swear it wasn’t me! it had the number 7 on it that could be anyone!
Shibayama’s scary when he’s angry THAT’S MY BOY.
l o l K u r o o w a s i t r e a l l y n e c e s s a r y t o w r i t e d o w n t h i s o n e ?
(five lines of “hell yeah”s and a couple of enthusiastic “BATTLE OF THE TRASH HEAP AT NATIONALS! WOOHOO! GO KARASUNO!”)
that’s still really uncool, Captain shut up, Lev. You wouldn’t recognize coolness if it hit you in the face with a spike. Which I usually do
calling us all out like this😭
ハイキュー 'TO THE STARS'
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They had to put Oikawa and Atsumu in different seasons because if they played against each other Atsumu would make one (1) joke about stealing Iwaizumi as his spiker and Oikawa would hit him with a car
『才能は開花させるもの』 “Talent is something you make bloom” Didn’t start in time for Oikawa’s birthday but finished time for mine haha. Happy Haikyuu Day~~!!