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its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

its ok to be scared , it will pass

My mutual has a psychosexual obsession with an old man

I'm sorry for wanting to fuck The Penguin it will happen again

I respect you

my Tony Soprano tribute

once again wishing we could flex our uterus and expel our whole period in one go

This is actually a rare thing that happens sometimes and when it does it causes extreme pain, almost like labor. And apparently when it comes out it keeps it shape a bit. It’s called a decidual cast

this has been haunting me ever since i read it. i would like to have a 3d print mold of my uterus one time for the one time

I looked it up and one of them looked like a kombucha scobi

God Ive had a few of these, passing them was crazy painful but at least then my period was over instantly lmao. First time I had one I thought I had cancer or smth bc nobody ever told me it could happen. Scary af

Bones of chest, neck and head on a wooden base, with heart and blood vessels sprayed on in wax. University Museum Utrecht.

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

‘Hypnose’, by Schneider, 1904. 

“The Lighthouse”, by Robert Eggers (2019)

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

time is a flat circle

all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze