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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀
😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.
Piece of media: here’s a female assassin
Me: nice
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-
Me: *already asleep*
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands
Me: *wakes up* Go on
“If it was a Muslim or a Mexican…”
I’ll just leave this right here 🤔
Holyyyy shit.
And that’s the tea
Can they cancel the world cup already and give the cup to James as an apology gift
ok but how is jokes about cocaine even racist
because you’re stereotyping a country with something incredibly incredibly negative and acting like it’s what represents them in the world.
associating colombia with cocaine and the cartels is like associating every single muslim with ISIS. do you get how racist that would be? because the cartels are literally ISIS in colombia, they were the biggest users of modern day terrorism originally. bombs, kidnappings, public killings, they’ve used it all.
it’s also a very personal situation.
you know how nobody makes any jokes about 9/11 in the US? that’s because 3,000 people were killed.
over 500,000 people have been killed in colombia over the drug wars.
because what cocaine for colombia is is a “war”. it’s not a drug, it’s actual warfare that has been going on for over 60 years. there were over 5 million refugees having to flee their homes at one point because of it. the people most impacted are indigenous people who live in the mountains and jungles (a good place to originally hide from the conquistadors) but are where the drug traffickers hide.
one of our own players cuadrado had to hide under his bed when guerillas came and shot and killed his father in another room. that’s something he lived through.
so i know westerners think it’s cute and funny and seem to enjoy this idea we live in these weird backwards ways and do nothing but fight each other for drugs because we’re “monkeys” and “animals” and “thugs” according to tweets i saw yesterday, but this issue has had a huge impact on colombia and we don’t think it’s funny. we’re not proud of cocaine, we don’t use it the way england does (third on the list of users and we’re somewhere at the bottom), and if you think think it’s funny it only shows you’re really ignorant and have no respect for the devastation it’s caused our country.
Must protect
For The Masses:
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
Gah damn
God, bless this man
*slow clap it the fuck out*
I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack
me every friday night
is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
is this who now
I’M SCREAMING
Came across this video again and i had to bring it back…you’re welcome