a phantasm

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

beatmaniaIIDX - RESIDENT- blacklight reactive painting!

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

Don't drink water... fish have sex in it

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

something i noticed

musk’s new twitter strategy

Unmute !

That’s a really good one though

King.

oh boy, I bet there's a lot of people in these notes talking about how much they love doughnuts

Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

When the whole squad doesn't know a damn thing

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink

lalafell noises