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Time to go Flea hunting

@ikebukeros-monster-blog / ikebukeros-monster-blog.tumblr.com

Yeah... Hi. Name's Shizuo Heiwajima. I live in Ikebukuro, and I'm a debt collector. Don't piss me off and you'll be fine... Ah.. And Izaya.. If I see you in 'bukero.. Then I'm gonna kick your pathetic ass! M/A: None { Accepting.} {{Independent RP blog for Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!! Tracking: ikebukerosmonster This blog will be NSFW at times. }}
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  "You are, you are!" Akane declared, lunging at him. She hopped up and down to try and achieve better range, but even when she jumped in the air, Akane’s head barely brushed the top of Shizuo’s stomach. 

"I got you, I got you!"

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She erupted with giggles, curling her fingers and scratching at Shizuo’s tummy. If it was her, the stomach was her most sensitive spot. But for Shizuo, the area was so much larger. She wondered if it was even more delicate. Akane tickled and tickled, her little body wiggling from side  to side with the effort.

"I got you!" 

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"H-Hey. Stop th-tha-pfft.."

No matter how much the brute attempted to stop her efforts, it was useless. He would never admit, but his stomach was a ticklish spot for him and it was utterly unfair that she could easily reach such an area.

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The more he attempted to halt her, the worse the tickling seemed to be. Enough, so, that he almost keeled over as his laughter started to resonate around them. It was almost too much for him to bare, but it was futile for him to try and stop this. It was as if his strength just dwindled with each passing moment; Almost like a weakness.

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"C-Come on. S-Stop---Hahahaha! P-Please! Haha!!"

He pleaded, but to no avail.

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Fuck the Tumblr App

Can't do  it. Tried two different ones and I still didn't manage it.

Not to mention it said that I had 313 followers.

Since when?

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Fuck this. I'm going to go draw some shit.

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So I'm trying to use tumblr on my phone

And failing badly Dunno how to work this shit. Help.

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Update

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Hey.

Sorry about my random absence again, guys. I just haven't had any time lately for myself or anything with all this work and family stuff and god knows what else. I have just been so tired lately, unable to do much.

I won't be on today, got my birthday going on, and I am unsure if I'll be on tomorrow. We'll have to see how pooped I am after today. FuckmanIfeeloldalready20andstillgoing

So, yeah. I deeply apologize about no updates or anything from me till now.

-Asher

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"E-excuse me s-sir?" The raven haired child asks, pulling on a white sleeve ((Izaya is six years old again XD))

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The blonde looked behind himself, expecting another annoying child before him, as his sleeve was tugged upon. Why did kids always have to tug on his clothes or need his help or whatever it was that they desired at the time? 

He just couldn’t understand it.

Regardless, he turned and was close to snarling at the poor child to ‘fuck off’ but something caught his attention.

"I…Izaya..?"

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Wwwwooooaaaahhhhhh

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Work.

Was.

So damn hard this week and last week.

Jebus fuck. I haven't had time for ANYTHING. Been doing day shifts instead of night shifts for some reason so my energy would be completely drained and I would just sleep as soon as I got home.

I do apologize for that guys. I'll be back to doing things normally tomorrow since I can't tonight. Have to wake up early tomorrow to do shit. Get paid and shit, so ya know. Gotta be some damn adult or something like that. Ha.

kalnlansanlfksn i'msodone.

-Asher

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Thank you for the Follow

So, it had gotten to that point of the night again, where he had to see all these people just stood before him. What, did they want a fight? A simple chat? Or just to annoy him? Regardless, he didn't care. All he cared about was his peace and quiet.

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He arose from his seated area upon the edge of the water fountain and huffed lightly as he looked at all these new faces.

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"Welcome.

Now take your shit and leave."

He hoped that would work.

He hoped.

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Anonymous asked:

shizuo, what kind of music do you like?

"..Music..? Hrm.. I quite like.."

He stopped to think for a moment; What did he like?

"I guess when I'm in my apartment I listen to a lot of classical music. Frederic Chopin, Beethoven, Mozart... Things like that. I also like acoustic, jazz.. Piano music.. 30's, 40's and 50's music especially are one of my favourites. Ya know, stuff like Fly me to the Moon, Somewhere Beyond the Sea... I also quite enjoy original/classical Japanese and Chinese music. Not too fond of j-pop or j-rock or anything like that.."

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Anonymous asked:

((asher, where do you get your pictures of shizuo? i cant seem to find any that are that good. ouo))

//If you're talking about the icons then, some of them I made and others I found around tags on here or by searching on the internet under 'Durarara icons' or 'Shizuo/Shizuo Heiwajima Icons'. If I can't find a specific expression that I want, then I make it by using expressions in doujinshi and fan art. Which is why none of the art on here I own unless I state otherwise.

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Hey, Shizuo, just want to give some compliment that your music, I mean "Outer Science" Juby's version should be changed to be the other singer, male singer, maybe, for make it more cool maybe. (Btw Izaya is around the Ikebukuro now, at the train station, forgot the name of the train station :v)

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"Look, if I gave two shits about it being a female singing the song, then I am sure that I'd put a male version. It's 'cool' enough as it is. And another thing.."

"I don't give a shit about Izaya. If I find him, I find him."

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Little Update For Tonight Before I Go To Bed

Before you all start getting worried or something and start thinking that I won't be back for ages again, don't worry. I didn't have time in the morning to do things today, I woke up a bit too late, and I'm a little too tired to be doing replies right now. Stayed after work at the bar with my coworkers and we drank and had take-out and talked for hours. So, my brain function is at 0% at the moment.

So, as another reminder to myself--

I Have to Reply to:

If I have anyone else that I need to reply to, please let me know. Tumblr has been eating a lot of the posts lately and I am unsure of who I need to fully reply to still.

So, on that note. I shall see you guys tomorrow.

Love you all. <3

-Asher

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OFFLINE

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Well, after all that, I think I should go to bed. Way too tired to be throwing out any coherent replies or starters.

I need to do starters for:

Aaaand, I think that's it. If any of you guys want a separate starter instead of a combined starter then let me know and we can plot or something.~ Also, if I am missing anyone, or if anyone wants a starter, let me know.

Talk to you all tomorrow!

-Asher

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