justcallmecouple reblogged
Kouhai: Hey sweetheart what's the best part about being married?
Tsundere: Nothing.
Kouhai: I'm serious.
Tsundere: So am I.
Kouhai: I think it's that we can spend so much time together.
Tsundere: Oh yeah, because that's always fantastic.
Kouhai: You're not really helping here.
Tsundere: Was I supposed to help? I don't feel well.
Kouhai: *tenderly touches the inside of tsundere's thigh*
Tsundere: You know I'm easily aroused from now on, but right now I feel like throwing up. Leave me alone.
Kouhai: *ignores her*
Tsundere: I'm warning you.
Kouhai: If you'd only help this wouldn't be an issue.
*Tsundere smacks Kouhai on the back of the head*
Tsundere: I said to leave me alone.
Kouhai: Damn it all. What the hell am I supposed to tell Pandas?
Tsundere: Not my problem.