• Ronald Weasley has eyelashes from the gods and every girl in gryffindor is jealous
• Draco Malfoy looks damn fine in high heels and Astoria agrees
• Sirius Black showed up to Lily Potters babyshower in drag
• Percy Weasley helped Oliver Wood study for his OWL and NEWTS
• Hermione lets Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil do her makeup and braid her hair while she quizzes them for exams
• Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are as close as Sirius Black and James Potter were
• The whole school thought Draco and Pansy were dating until Pansy kissed Millicent Bulstrode smack on the lips in sixth year in front of the entire great hall
• The golden trio have so many bizarre inside jokes about the constant trouble they find themselves in and everyone is baffled
• Nymphadora Tonks went an entire month with slytherin green hair once after she saw a firstie snake getting picked on
• Remus Lupin got a septum piercing in fourth year but the next full moon transformation ruined it and now he’s got a slightly deformed nose forever
• After Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends so did their mothers
• Hermione Granger has got the Thunder Thighs of Aphrodite
• Sirius Black had an actual crush on Minerva McGonagall and the marauders teased him about it just as much as they teased James about Lily
• Scorpius Malfoy loves Game of Thrones but he got extremely offended when Rose Granger compared him to a Lannister
• Ginny Weasleys first kiss was Luna Lovegood but they were never romantically involved, Luna said ‘sometimes a kiss is just a kiss’ and Ginny found that nice
• After Harry came out as bisexual he and Hermione would sometimes stay up and talk about boys and often Ron would join and they’d all sit and gossip
• Once Hermione called Professor Flitwick dad and then she proceeded to slam her head down on the desk and say a very bad word
• Luna Lovegood made Draco Malfoy a flower crown and charmed it so he couldn’t take it off because she thought he needed it
• Ginny Weasley told Snape off for being a bully and she got detention for a month
• Luna Lovegood proposed to Rolf Scamander without a ring because it was an impulsive decision so instead she gave him a radish on a string and he wore it to their wedding
• Ginny Weasley was Luna Lovegoods maid of honour and vice versa
• Hermione spoke at Lavender Browns funeral and she told everyone about the time Lavender dried her tears after the Yule ball and told her she was beautiful
• Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter get together once a year and visit Cedric Diggorys grave
• Teddy Lupin wore so much eyeliner
• Hermione Granger gave all her notes from her OWLs to Ginny when she was in sixth year so Ginny could study off them
• Minerva McGonagall is the reason first years aren’t allowed brooms
• Professor Sprout was considerably less cheerful the year after Cedric died
• Bellatrix Black used to babysit little Sirius Black and decided she hated children and never wanted any he was such a menace
• After Harry was moved from under the stairs he became very claustrophobic so much he couldn’t be in broom closets to snog Ginny
• Fred and George Weasley were bridesmaids at Ginnys wedding
• Cho Chang became friends with a lot of the hufflepuffs from Cedrics year after his death and even Fleur and Viktor
• James Potter cried more than Lily on his wedding day
• Albus Severus Potter made a habit of visiting the portrait of Headmaster Snape every month or so
• Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett started dating in second year
• Harry Potter called Molly Weasley ‘mum’ on multiple occasions and every time she would just smile as he apologised

“… I like that we got to know each other from the inside out. So, it occured to me that I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about      you and rereading your emails and trying to make you laugh. But I’ve been spending a very little time spelling things out for you and taking chances and putting my heart on the line. Obviously, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing here, but what I’m trying to say is that I like you. I more than like you. When I flirt with you, it’s not a joke, and when I say I want to know you, it’s not just because I’m curious. I’m not going to pretend I know how it ends, and I don’t have a freaking clue it it’s possible to fall in love over email. But I would really like to meet you, Blue. I want to try this. And I can’t imagine a scenario where I won’t want to kiss your face off as soon as I see you. Just wanted to make that perfectly clear. … Love, Simon.

You get to exhale now, Simon.  

Simon + Bram (Spierfeld)

I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am.