age 9: preston’s mom is getting us tropical smoothie, yes!!!!!!
age 19: bro, PLEASE smoke me out. please smoke me out. if you dont come over and pack a bowl for me for free you might as well put a bullet in my head, please bro I need this
reblog if you wish you could go back to the old days
Nigella Lawson and Susan Sarandon are two sexy old bitches I would fuck 💯
im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
the fact that theres my dream thing out there on ebay but i’ll never find it cos its listed as like “girl jmuper”
eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…
Most major consequence of growing up on (good) tumblr is being so unimpressed with any moodboard because you’ve seen literally every single image on it at least once in your life. The people like spring2000 and larchcoin who took the time to upload all this archival fashion stuff irreparably altered the course of the culture because you see those photos recycled on every single app ad infitum and now teenagers wanna wear hysteric glamour and undercover
Stanisław Wyspiański (Polish, 1869-1907), Irises, 1904. Pastel on paper
men don’t tap dance with a little tophat and a cane like they used to
I think about this tweet every time I log on here
1. This woman’s work a song made for Kevin bacon to vogue to in a handmaids tale blaring over a mass execution scene
2. Thé dumbass music super of the same show using oh bondage up yours because he googled feminist songs 3. Lizzy Mercier descloux in a covergirl commercial 4. Daniel Johnston’s confessional ballad Story of an Artist he wrote for Apple MacBooks 5. Oreos commercial using penny and the quarters You and Me 6. Grimes half heartedly giving Elon a hand job in a Modesto movie theater 7. Ariana whole heartedly giving Pete a hand job during the same screening
8. Tobias jesso jr dying in the Alaskan wilderness
Another day of pretty privilege. What should I get
boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up
girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
boyfriend: -_-
