the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

source: [x]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

America is about to go down

Prime example of how republicans idiotic asses will be the death of mankind itself

They aren’t even doing this for any reason other than hate. There’s no real reason for anything of this besides “fuck liberals we gotta take away all the rights again.” And now they’re even planning on killing the dpt of Education

I’m in love with the great British bake off

The Prince of Egypt (1998)

(I could not make this shit up)

My apartment has windows facing the street, meaning I can hear pretty much everything that happens on the sidewalk beneath them. And this morning, just as my side of the street was getting the cars cleared for street cleaning, I heard some dude outside go, “C’mon, I just want your number, is that so much to ask? You’re so pretty, you know?”

Well, in light of recent conversations, I was like RED ALERT, and bustled my nosy butt outside to see what was up. Sure enough, a guy in his mid-to-late thirties had stopped his car, gotten out, and was now following a girl down the street. And when I say a girl, I mean a teenager.

Now, I’m brave and stuff, but this guy had shown himself willing to go so far outside the socially acceptable boundaries of behavior that I was pretty sure if I called him on this he wouldn’t take it well, and I was weighing my options when, like an angel of mercy and goodness, a parking enforcement officer came rolling up and she got out. First she saw me and was like, “Is this your car?”

And I was like, “It belongs to that guy down the street hassling that girl.”

And bless this woman’s heart, she gave this great eyebrow and was like, “EXCUSE ME SIR, UNLESS YOU WANT A $75 TICKET I SUGGEST YOU MOVE.”

I will give him credit for balls of steel, because he actually said, “Hold on one minute, I’m talking to my friend,” which, NOPE.

Fortunately the officer is like, “Sure, I’ll wait a minute, and in the meantime I’ll be writing you this ticket.”

So the dude goes grumbling back to his car, and of course he can’t park it anywhere nearby, so he drives off. In the meantime, I ask the girl if she wants to come inside for a minute to make sure the dude left, which she did, and sure enough DUDE CIRCLED AROUND THE BLOCK LOOKING FOR HER (I watched him while the girl was inside getting acquainted with my dog) before taking off. The girl is 18, she didn’t know the guy, and the whole time I was driving her to her brother’s house she kept trying to figure out what she’d done wrong.

Not all men harass women. But all women - and girls - are harassed by men.

thank god it ended ok

@ trump

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

“should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box”

^ reblogged for the comment

“money that can be useful for victims of rape and abuse is sitting in a glass box to remind us how we care more about the ‘lives’ of unborn fetuses than the lives of homeless children”

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

Always Reblog yard sard.

How hard could it be?

how could you possibly ignore the most important one?

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

if socrates can make a career out of telling people that they’re stupid then why can’t i

No amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired I am of this world

mhm if you could have job skillz… that would be great

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

me: truth or dare ted cruz: truth me: are y- ted cruz: dare

J.D. Robb (Innocent in Death)