The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now

kills me how every sexual harassment training my work has made us do uses “woman harassing man” and “gay man harassing straight man” as all the examples of sexual harassment. i have yet to see one that’s “man harassing woman,” which is like 97% of the real life cases of sexual harassment

It's absolutely intentional

men commit 99% of all sexual crime, yet it’s never established in the workplace 🤔🤔

so unreliably narrated bestie

guys can you shutup im making scenarios in my head that will never happen but I'm invested

it’s not a man’s place to write a novel

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

Everything so funny when you're with your most beloved friends

Happiness disease

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine

Elizabeth, an avid reader, immediately snapping her book shut when Darcy says good women should read extensively is peak petty behaviour and one of my favourite parts of the movie

sitting around wasting my 20s while thinking about how i sat around and wasted my teens

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

we’re just gonna have to start straight up killing these grown ass men dating teenagers since the families of millie bobby brown, billie eilish, and olivia rodrigo obviously arent gonna do it

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

jigsaw voice hello bestie