Taylor needs to follow me so I can write “Taylor swift follows me on tumblr” on my resume and my future employers will think I’m super cool so basically taylorswift if you follow me you’re doing a favor for the next generation of employees in America

THANKS TAYLOR IMMA HAVE SO MANY JOB OFFERS BECAUSE OF YOU 

taylorswift PLEASE SEE THIS

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

Now THIS I can agree with.

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

reblog this and tag what song u have stuck in ur head right now

THE SIGNS AND THEIR INNOCENCE LEVELS

Seems innocent, but isn’t innocent: Taurus; Gemini; Cancer; Sagittarius; Libra

Seems innocent and is innocent: Virgo; Capricorn; Aquarius; Pisces

Don’t seem innocent and isn’t innocent: Leo; Scorpio

Don’t seem innocent, but is innocent: Aries

This is me (Lauren) and my boyfriend Jacob and our outfits for the 1989 Tour in CHARLOTTE on MONDAY JUNE 8th!!!! The front of Jacob’s is like a checklist for “How to Get the Girl” and I am, well, the girl. =P The back of my shirt has all the tours I’ve been to (this is Jacob’s FIRST Taylor concert btw).

 TAYLOR, we will be on Floor 2, Row J, Seats 1&2. COME SAY HI. WE CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!

taylorswift tree-paine

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THIS IS SO CUTE

So thankful taylorswift introduced me to my best friend.

LOOK AT THIS BABY

So I’ll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes