i love robbery and fraud

ahh omg i hate the police <3 i love when cops die 

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

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me: looking up how to get permanent vampire teeth

google: why would you want sharper canines? humans no longer need them for survival

me:

listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

Yeah I'm sure they are, Amazon

the subtle manipulation with making fictional cops black or openly gay. we all know what you’re trying to do

me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING

……..isn’t his wife like….a terrifying sociopath who murders a dude and fucks with people’s lives for no adequate reason?

why do you hate women

a little larger than the entire universe - fernando pessoa // hafsa qasim // rosewater1997 // iphigenia in forest hills - janet malcolm // img // genesis 3:6

maurice sendak // late afternoon by patrick saunders // oranges by gary soto // @tessathompsun​  // sweet generous fruit by @julykings​ // the nuisance by marge piercy // @nathanielorion​ // orange sunrise by mickie cierno // the orange by wendy cope // our beautiful life when it’s filled with shrieks by christopher citro // still life with basket and six oranges by vincent van gogh // moonlight (2016) barry jenkins

@soracities​ //  Old Woman Peeling An Orange by Edward E. Simmons // Spat Out Spit by Lady Lamb // Dreaming of Pomegranates by Felice Casorati // The Thirteen Letters // Peeled Orange by Ion Andreescu // Nectarines by General Vibe // The Little Fruit Seller by John Singer Sargent // Tintin in Tibet by Mount Eerie // The Side Effects Of Eating Too Many Clementines by Alessia Di Cesare

please enjoy my which famously unhinged woman are you quiz that i worked tirelessly on

*shaves and puts on shapewear and some heels* ahh i feel so empowered! more empowered than before, actually! almost as though…. that power is denied to me in my natural state… and the power i can access most easily comes in the form of aestheticizing my body…. but wait… that means…… no!!!… no no no… surely not… i must be losing my mind………

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

SO glad to be eating some ham or peanut butter my girlfriend gave me. i hope there isnt medicine hidden in this