Phil holds the thing for maybe four minutes before he decides that Will is far better suited for childcare. Mainly because Phil really isn’t suited to having tiny humans vomiting milk and apple-sauce down his back. Phil has been involved in a great many gross and challenging situations; he doesn’t feel to bad at hand-balling this particular one to another agency.
And William Brandt, damn him, makes it look easy. He walks around their apartment in jeans and a t-shirt and bare feet with a baby seated against his hip. Settles back in the recliner with his feet up and a bottle in one hand and a suckling baby in the crook of his elbow. It annoys Phil, for reasons he can’t quite articulate.
"You’re disgustingly domestic," he tells Will, once the baby is asleep and they’re sharing a hot shower.
"Yeah," Will agrees with a small smile, as though he doesn’t mind at all.