What's This Thing Do??

Hi, yeah, sorry to bother you but I saw you feel the same as me about my favorite character. Yeah because of the tags on that post. Yeah, I think we should be friends. Maybe move together even if you're down.

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Like to charge, reblog to cast

the other day i went “ugh why am i so hyper” then i went blank for a sec and was like. wait i literally have The Hyper Disorder. like did i forget or

sorry i forgot

shane i love you

I'll draw more butter for y'all today

have some butter

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

@marine-beats

HELPME

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

Happy ten years of Spider Georg

i feel like it's pretty fucked up how it's just a given that if you work back of the house in a restaurant it's gonna be a fucking nightmare? please god could we just have like government PSAs about how you might have to wait a little for your food so that people aren't becoming alcoholics because they work at five guys

I'm not kidding. I have zero problem ordering ahead and waiting an hour for chipotle so that some 19 year old isn't subjected to cia torture tactics because they aren't prepping beef fast enough. insane industry.

Where I come from we have a dirt cheap type of food service that's just. A bunch of things prepped hours ahead of time sitting in heated trays. When you show up you pick what you want, they pack it into a takeaway box, and away you go.

I'm not saying this business model is perfect and free of exploitation but also, this just seems to be a more sensible workflow that ALSO gets food to people with zero wait!

Why are western restaurants so obsessed with ready to eat why can't you just serve things from a tray

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

clarification

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