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@dimensionrice / dimensionrice.tumblr.com

Hi there! I'm an illustrator and designer. This is my personal blog for all sorts of different posts, whatever I find humorous or unique goes here. I also reply to some reblogs here. My art blog, music blog and inspiration blog can be found in the links below. Thanks for dropping by~
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Kirby Cafe menu translation [2019]

This is the new menu after the cafe reopened after a shorter closing. Note that this menu shares many entries with the one from last year.

Coffee Curry and Whispy’s Farm Vegetable Curry

2,480 yen

Fresh and healthy curry with richness and depth extracted from an original blend of coffee, and a base of tomato. Please enjoy the two different kinds included. ※Comes with a ceramic mascot figure of Kirby or Waddle Dee

Kirby’s Inhale! Hotdog With Cheese Sauce

1,580 yen

Plenty of vegetables, and a satisfying sausage sandwiched into a genuine hotdog. As well, you can enjoy the variation of flavor in the cheese sauce. Please eat before Kirby inhales it!

Kirby’s Warm Soup Pasta & Cheese Toast

1,680

Underneath his chef hat, you’ll find a minestrone soup with two colors of pasta. We recommend dipping the cheese toast, the “Maximum Tomatoast”, into the soup.

Chef Kawasaki’s Piping Hot Cheese Fondue Steak

1,980 yen

Please dip this piping hot hamburg steak into the simmering cheese.

Kirby Burger & Meat Pasta With Warm Vegetables

2,580 yen

Kirby burger and meat pasta topped with warm vegetables. A plate which you can eat and enjoy the balance.

※ Comes with sourvenier plate (Large)

Waddle Dee Naptime Omelet Rice

1,680 yen

A peacefully sleeping Waddle Dee, lying down in just a slightly different way. In order to avoid waking it up, please eat this quietly.

Kirby’s Sucking Up the Caprese

1,380 yen

Fresh tomato and mozzarella cheese, garnished with basil sauce. Please eat this before Kirby does.

Kirby Burger for Kids

980 yen

Only for children up to elementary school. A plain hamburger only topped with ketchup.

※Comes with a kid’s drink

Kirby’s Fluffy Strawberry Mousse

1,480 yen

Strawberry mousse, decorated with custard cream and raspberry sauce. This is a light dessert you can lick up by yourself.

Invincible! Candy Parfait

580 yen

Break into a dash! Now you want this tasty mini-size parfair, perfect for an after-meal.

The Chocolate Fondant That Meta Knight Stealthily Takes Out of His Cape

780 yen

Warm chocolate cake oozing with melting chocolate. Please eat this while basking in Meta Knight’s warmth.

Maximum Tomato Full Recovery Plate

2,480 yen

A desert plate with all sorts of Maximum Tomato. Full charges your heart and stomach with an original Tomato Jam, and a refreshing, delicious Tomato Sherbert.

※Comes with a ceramic mascot figure of Kirby or Waddle Dee, and a souvenir plate (Small)

Chef Kawasaki’s Whimsical Frying Pan Parfait

1,080 yen

Head Chef Kawasaki made this parfait in a frying pan. Eat the crepe last, enjoying it together with its texture.

Madly Loving ☆ Friend Heart Cocktail

880 yen

A nonalcoholic cocktail with a single Friend Heart, used for the luxury of making somebody fall madly in love with you. Please feel free to come back to the Kirby Cafe as many times as you want.

※ Comes with a coaster

Kirby’s Cheerful Marshmallow Au Lait (ICE/HOT)

1,180 yen

Cafe au lait garnished with a Kirby marshmallow. You can choose from two types of marshmallow. -Kirby’s Butt -Cheerful Kirby

※Comes with a coaster

Kracko’s Bubbly Soda and Finishing Blow

880 yen

Kracko’s almost down! Deal the finishing blow with strawberry soda! Once you beat him, please relax and eat this.

※Comes with a coaster

Art Collection Au Lait

1,980 yen

You can now choose from 3 different flavors. Cafe Au Lait (Unsweetened) / Matcha Au Lait (Sweetened) / Strawberry Au Lait (Sweetened)

Please eat this after choosing your favorite art. You can take home an unused mug.

※Comes with a souvenir mug & coaster

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bonegnaws

Stop and Thrash

Drew this guy last night, to see if I could still draw Pokemon in my style without making them look weird or scary, ha.

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My all time favorite animal. The red-bearded vulture.

The bearded vulture, or lammergeier, lives on a steady diet of bones (more specifically the marrow) and dyes its own feathers blood red.

Bearded vultures come in various shades, from pure white to orange-red. Soils stained with iron oxide give the birds their fiery appearance. Lammergeiers apply the dirt with their claws and then preen for about an hour to ensure a bright orange/red glow. They are also attracted to other red things, like leaves and red wood. Captive birds also partake in this behavior, which suggests the activity is instinctual, not learned.

The soil doesn’t have any practical purposes; it certainly doesn’t make for good camouflage (though the birds have no natural predators anyway). Scientists have noticed that the birds’ age and size are directly correlated to the intensity of color. It is theorized that the hue is a status symbol. More soiled feathers indicates that the lammergeier had the time and resources to find an adequate place to bathe; the brightest-colored vultures should have the most territory and knowledge of their surroundings. Interestingly, these baths are done in secret, so most of the information gathered has been through spying on captive birds.

Bearded Vultures are most commonly monogamous, and breed once a year. Sometimes, especially in certain areas of Spain and France, bachelor lammergeiers will join a pre-existing couple to create a polyandrous trio. Females accept secondary mates because it increases the chances of producing offspring and doubles her protection. The birds usually don’t lay more than three eggs, so they can use all the help they can get.

These giant birds can grow up to 4 feet tall. They have a wingspan between 7 and 9 feet and usually weigh around 10 to 15 pounds.

In other words, this bird is awesome and I love it forever.

This is it. This is the moment I have found my patronus. I love these vain fluff faces forever.

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bonegnaws

Guess who loves Undyne. I love Undyne.

Uhhh.. I didn’t really achieve what I wanted with this coloring style. I just really wanted to use the polygonal shape tool since I hadn’t used it in a while. Oh, well, guess it was practice. Have a close up so you can see all my mistakes.

Lines done in Sai, coloring done in openCanvas. (I know who even uses opencavas right?)

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