These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.

how it feels liking and reblogging posts

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

this beautiful baby is the son of ibrahim abu raida, the 25 y/o executive director of the al nasser charity in gaza, an organization working to distribute food to the displaced. they have many different ways to donate linked on their instagram (linked above) and also have a personal gfm to help with their own rebuilding efforts that is over 80% of the way to its goal.

some vibes presented without elaboration

TAYLOR SWIFT — 'Fortnight' (feat. Post Malone)

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

Credit to: The Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences

cool flags cool flags cool flags!!! WITH ROCKS

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

you had me until loser nerd hobby

next time try not to shame people for enjoying things.

just call them fucking misogynists like they are. capital G gamers aren't the majority of gamers, they're just really loud and obnoxious.

I’m sorry I have internalized gamerphobia

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open