This did not happen at my clinic, but is a wonderful read : https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rfwgmc/aita_for_perpetuating_ethnic_stereotypes_about/
You got the penis dog, I got the vagina dog.
If she dies, just knock on the door.
She told me her pastor said that humans go to heaven, and dogs go in the ground. I told her that if there aren’t dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go!
He’s the one with the gross penis.
I’ve been slobbered on. Peed on. I got diarrhea on my pants and shoes. I did not choose the vet tech life, the vet tech life chose me.
“What’s wrong with her legs?”
“God hates her.”
I have meds for... Hooker?
Take your boobs somewhere else.
Wait! Don't take off your pants yet; room 2 is waiting for you.
It takes a village to put in charges.
It smells like ass and ... popcorn.
The lady on the phone says her dog has ‘demonic mange’.
The woman in Room 1 is here for a second opinion. Apparently, her other vet performed a PU on an eight week old kitten, and now he's urinating from his abdomen.
Did that woman say she injected *herself* with ivermectin?
A'int no such thing as a skinny pug.
Cranky old ladies are our speciality.