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Tumblrinas in the real world

Job interviewer: So ma'am, what makes you qualified for this position?
Tumblrina: First of all, that's an extremely ableist question to ask. Everyone is equal inside so that's all that should matter. Second, I am a womyn who is very oppressed so when you give me the job I expect to be paid more than my male counterparts to make up for the wage gap. Third, when you held the door open to let me in you reinforced damaging gender stereotypes and that's a trigger for me. Honestly, I don't know why I have to answer questions at all from a disgusting cishet man like you. Also, stop misgendering me, my pronouns are zhe/zher/zhim, it says so on my blog. Finally, I'm going to assume you asked me that question in the first place because I'm a woman and you're a sexist pig who thinks we're not as good as you. Ugh, this is why I need feminism.
Will: you're so cute
Nico: no i'm not stop that right now
Will: like you're the most adorable person ever omg
Nico: i'm actually super scary
Will: you're my precious ghost boy
Nico: NO I'M NOT. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DEATH ITSELF. I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. I AM NICO DI ANGELO, BRINGER OF DEATH, DESTROYER OF LIGHT!!!!!!
Will: omg soooo cute
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grannythots-deactivated20190917
Anonymous asked:

WOULD YOU EVER TRY A DRAGON DILDO! (Look it up they sell it for so fucking much and its crazy)

oh god

FUCK THAT SHIT HELL NO. 

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brb-checkingmyprivilege

Why did I google that..

whyyy

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geekyprivilege

There are also dolphin dildos why… some people have problems I guess…

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brb-checkingmyprivilege

clearly..

im not even gonna google that

never forget about the jesus dildos, they have some very innovative designs

have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?

I noticed that.

have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down

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ilikelookingatnakedmen

that second comment

and if someone has been violated by a black person and is vary of all black people?

wait, that's racism

your logic is faulty

Anonymous asked:

Is it possible to be anti-feminist, pro-feminism? I support feminism in its true dictionary form and believe it has done a lot of good things, but the real problem is feminists who misuse the label as an excuse to do misandric things, spread lies, be transphobic/ableist/racist, and other such things.

You might want to look up “egalitarian”.

~ The Hermit

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i don't see anything wrong with identifying as a feminist as long as you realize how problematic the western branch of the movement is and how many shitty things have come from it

i'd definitely suggest checking out MADRE to learn more about women who are actually being oppressed, womenforafghanwomen is great, and there are several others that i think do a lot of good, you can send me a message if you want more links

basically if you want to identify as a feminist, i suggest you turn away from mainstream western feminism now because compared to women in many places in the middle east, asia, and africa etc we have it pretty darn good and are privileged as heck

also armchair activism is useless, donate and volunteer if you can

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