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me crawling around in an air vent: what wyould you do if we accidental kissed

the xenomorph: *hisses and impales me with its razor sharp tail*

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girl: i feel insecure about my body

some fucking dude: i would fuck you. shouldn’t that be enough? have a great day!

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actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months

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