my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[ID: Edit of the "centipedes? In my vagina?" Meme so it says "Monogamy? In this economy? It's less likely than you think." END ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says 'Centipedes? in my Vagina?', or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?" End ID]

[ID: the same meme, cropped shorter to only include Fleming's face and no text. end ID]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Huh.

they want lunch to be twenty bucks now

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

The Gaang as some of my favorite text posts and tweets curated from too much time on Pinterest

Bonus:

Pt.2 here Pt. 3 here

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

Watch Tracy Chapman Start a Quiet Revolution

You guys may be too young to remember, but I remember tuning in on TV with 600 million other viewers to watch Stevie Wonder live at Wembley Stadium for Nelson Mandela's 70th birthday celebration tribute in 1988. There were technical difficulties and Stevie Wonder couldn't go on yet. The crowd was antsy, milling around, singing their own songs. The TV cameras were rolling and the show had to go on, so TOTALLY UNKNOWN ARTIST TRACY CHAPMAN GOT UP ON STAGE AND PLAYED FAST CAR ARMED WITH ONLY HER GUITAR.

The crowd fell silent. Captivated by the absolute raw honesty and talent on display. Did we know we were witnessing history? A black queer artist who would rocket to fame and win a Grammy for this song the following year? I don't remember.

What I do remember is getting to the end of the song and not caring about Stevie Wonder any more. I wanted to know who this woman was!

Watch Tracy Chapman stun a rowdy crowd into silence:

"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

tiddles the church cat

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