The Yoshi Island from an early Game Boy Advance tech demo.

u…um.

The recipe: half an onion and a clove of garlic

Me:

“All he bumps is anime openings”

ME AND @shikumuru

in the wise words of stormzy:

Why can’t life be like Stardew Valley? I just want to live in a peaceful town, grow plants, beat the shit out of bugs in a mine, and earn someone’s undying love by giving them foraged goods twice a week. 

“stardew valley is a fun and relaxing game,” i say as i load up an 80 page guide as well as multiple wiki pages open. “this is causing me no stress, i swear,” i insist. ive got graph paper detailing my farm plans. i have tables with all the villagers’ favorite gifts and their birthdays so they can all like me.

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

Makeup and masculinity aren’t mutually exclusive — a fact that is finally on full display, colorfully and unapologetically. No matter how you identify, you deserve to play with beauty, free of shame and secrecy. Makeup is for everyone, and through Mascara & Masculinity, we’re celebrating just that. In each edition, we ask men and masculine-identifying people to share their stories of falling in love with makeup, plus the products that shaped their relationships with beauty — and with themselves.

The power of smoky eyes isn’t lost on dudes, let me tell ya. For 25-year-old beloved K-pop star Taemin, sooty black shadow diffused on the outer corners of his lids has helped emphasize his signature duality. Through his fluid choreography, playful personality, and sensual songs, the K-pop star has become known for his sexy-yet-pure image, as Taemin describes it to me. Dramatic eye makeup, specifically, intensifies his impressive aura, and that’s incredibly intentional.

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me when taemin stops singing in the middle of a performance so he can wiggle his flat ass for 4 and a half seconds