So, tell me, how many celebrity crushes have you got ?

Me:

“whatever that was” 

(x)

you were red and you liked me because i was blue da ba dee da ba die

okay, halloween is over and you know what that means:

imagine being one of phil’s friends and dan checking you out when phil introduces the two of you

@TheVampsBrad: Sat in a bush on a motorway with my mom cause the car broke down how’s your friday night? https://t.co/sKR5bagmQT

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

Except maybe Miley Cyrus

phil’s guilty face when dan clicks the bike gives me life (x)

#FreeKeshaNow #SonyMusicSupportsRape

Low key angry at Disney for ignoring Big Hero 6 and letting the fandom die down incredibly bc they’re too far up frozen’s arse to pay attention to anything else.

Low key angry at them for giving us a ton of overpriced, awfully made frozen merch, to the point that frozen fans are getting tired of it all.

Low key angry for them thinking a movie such as Big Hero 6 couldn’t make money off of merchandise because it isn’t a princess franchise.

Low key angry because they’re not giving Big Hero 6 the chance and opportunity to show what it’s really worth, considering it’s the third highest grossing Disney movie.

Low key angry because the movie promotes so many things: healthy relationships without the need for romance, diversity is everywhere and How it’s okay to befriend different types of people, as it opens your eyes to a new world and possibilities. Depression and how it’s okay to let people in, happiness, sadness, letting go is okay because the people who’re gone are still here in thought and in the lessons they’ve thought us. Yet, they’re choosing to ignore those amazing qualities because it isn’t your typical Disney princess movie.

Low key angry at Disney because they told us in Big Hero 6, with Tadashi, to never give up, but what are they doing to the fandom, to the many fans of the movie?

They’re giving up, or at least that’s what it feels like.

honestly phil’s mum in a nutshell.

..and other sentences by Phil

“She’s really pretty for a black girl”

“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

“She’s doing really well for a woman”

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

i’d never die

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals