Oh ok well nice meeting u tho and I saw this from razors blog (•ω•)
Funny you say that. Ask him about RAPE! He'll understand.
Fixing someone's fucking mess!
Hello again tumblr, I'm Jailbird for those of you who may have forgotten. In case anypony wanted to know why I've been away. Blame Straight Razor. I found out why he hadn't been to this hideout in quite some time. The power went out. I start looking into it and out found the idiot had melted EVERY FUCKING WIRE TOGETHER! So while I was fixing his mess, he seems to have gotten famous. You ponies really are stupid aren't you? Oh well, I'm back. I'm trying to move in. I'm trying to get connected again. And, worst of all, trying to move THESE FUCKING CORPSE! CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF YOU PIG IN PONY'S CLOTHING!
Woah dang man what happened to your wing something fell on it disease?
Wow, finally someone that isn't Straight. Well to answer your question, I don't have a disease. My wing's been broken 3 different time. Four if you count the computer exploding but that's another story. The first happened after I was accessed of murder. Second time was my first week in jail. And the third happened after some crazy person named "The Doctor" tried to preform some kind of heart transplant on me.
Jailbird! Old friend, how have you been? Damn it's been a long time! I mean, when was the last time we saw each other? Anyway, we should really catch up sometime!
Well if it ain't Cantorlot's favorite son, nice to see you're......still doing that stuff. But really, bring me your knife fool. You can't sharpen them like I can.
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The prize for askbrilliantquill, a picture of his OC Jailbird.
Now, funny story here… I’m only vaguely sure this is what Jailbird looks like. Why? Because, Quill is my RL best friend… and is not an artist in the slightest. I’m the only one who has ever drawn Jailbird, and that was a pencil sketch about a year ago. So, I don’t really remember what his color scheme is, and there is no reference material to turn to. So this is my best guess at what he looks like.
Also, this will not be the last time you see old Jailbird. He and Straight Razor actually have a bit of a history…
Yay, thanks asshole.