Be Rad Not Sad

Jason Vorrhees at the end of every Friday the 13th movie

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

red hot silly peppers :)

me entering a group chat

Does anyone have that video of when Dwight starts talking to Kevin and like 30 seconds into Dwight’s sentence Kevin says “Hi”

Im just over here protecting my aura

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

the smartest thing Friends ever did was name the episodes the way they did like I fucking love how when you talk about an episode and someone is like which one and you’re like idk the one with Ross’s sandwich and then that’s actually the name of the episode

I’m living

It’s like the direct opposite of this

enemies

this looks how it feels when you have a heated discussion with your mother and you miscalculate the situation and make a joke to lighten the mood but it backfires and you have to make peace with your imminent death

your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.