OH MY GOD

y’all mind if i smoke this salmon

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

Ok here ye go. Everything is by me; written, sung, played, and recorded.

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I thought about this song today and it took me forever to remember who it was by or where it was from but I’m happy I did bc it’s just as good as I remember it was 2 years ago.

lol cheers mate

when my responsibilities get too much

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

DO EVER SEE SOMETHING SO PERFECTLY ANAKIN SKYWALKER THAT YOU JUST LOSE IT FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT?

things this episode taught us about summer: -she becomes unfeeling and even downright murderous when she’s upset but repressing her feelings -she’s nihilistic -she seems to be making her mother’s mistakes in regards to men but eventually realizes that she’s doing that, so stops before the problem can fully escalate

things this episode taught us about morty: -he represses his emotions to the point where physically taking his aggression out on others is sickly therapeutic -he still has his original morals of “killing is wrong” but oftentimes gets caught up in the affairs of other people’s murderous activities and is okay with them murdering people and even assisting them as long as he’s not technically at fault

things this episode taught us about rick: -he’s not into cannibalism

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

yeah i reckon they might be

Look, here’s the thing. I don’t care if any of you like Trump. Go nuts. Drink that Kool-Aid, but I’m not ready to wear my Nikes and join you so 🤷‍♀️. I am American, yes, but I lived in England, and I have friends there, and it’s very important to me, and Trump’s response, and behavior, in regards to the attacks in both Manchester and London, have personally, deeply offended me, and I know he’s offended many Brits as well, people I know personally.

I talked to a friend of mine, who lives in Manchester, and he told me his cousins were at the concert but thankfully they made it home safely. And he was obviously emotionally distressed. And he told me how offended he was by Trump’s callous, emotionless, empty statement following the attack, and how it made us look as a country. And I agree with him. He’s right. So you all can send me hate all you want, but I will stand up for Manchester and London and the people there, and I won’t let these things he says go unacknowledged anymore.

Adulthood.

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

this post was made march last year but it’s such a fucking classic it feels like it was made centuries ago