I love Jimmy

Dog finds new favorite toy in the street. Taking it home ends up being harder than he thought.

let him go home

What the fuck!

Have these people ever been outside

Some people just need to stfu

this is why u shouldn’t rely on tumblr for all ur information kids

To be fair, the one by wolfstirfry was satire.

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

IS THAT A SHARK?

Please keep posting this forward

Accurate

he looks like the damn goblin king from The Hobbit

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

dinosaurbeards:

This actually happened