Sad, soaked baby puppy who got a bath! Harley hates baths, but she's starting to get used to them. ask-omega-austria
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
“I will never marry! Gilbert was the only one..” She glances down at her engagement ring, feeling another tear in her heart. She dare not take it off. “But Heinrich loves you so much.”
“Shh, I will let you grieve. I never thought I’d love again after Hans was killed, but I did. Give it time. Just don’t focus on that now.” He wrapped an arm around her, smiling gently. “He’ll always have his mother, and he’ll always have his Uncle Frederick. I’ll be here for both of you.”
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
She wipes her eyes and wraps her arms around him. “I can’t handle this..”
“Yes you can. I know you can.” He rubbed her arm gently and smiled.
“But Heinrich.. He won’t have a father..” Her voice lowers to a whisper.
“He doesn’t need a father. You can remarry, or you can be a single mother. I can help you with him!”
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
She wipes her eyes and wraps her arms around him. “I can’t handle this..”
“Yes you can. I know you can.” He rubbed her arm gently and smiled.
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. “What’s wrong?”
“Gilbert is gone..” Her lower lip trembles a bit. “He faded..”
“I know, dear. I know.” He snuggled her, petting her back. “I’m so sorry.”
“I love him so much..” She clings to him, sobbing softly.
“I know.” He squeezed her, murmuring softly.
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. “What’s wrong?”
“Gilbert is gone..” Her lower lip trembles a bit. “He faded..”
“I know, dear. I know.” He snuggled her, petting her back. “I’m so sorry.”
Frederick picked Books up and swung her around. "Hello, little sister!"
“Fritz!” Books hugs him tightly, grinning widely. She seems to have been recently crying.
He snuggled her, flopping on the sofa to cuddle her. “What’s wrong?”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!” He might be sneezing his brains out, but Fritz always has energy to annoy a certain Austrian.
Dignified Austrian shrieking ensues.
“I now see where that moron gets it from!”
Cackling, Frederick tosses the bucket down and flops onto the ground. “You look better like this! And yes, I believe I raised Gilbert very well! I’m proud of him! He turned out good, yes?”
Peek into my character's past!
Send me a…
— 〆 for a childhood story — ღ for a drabble about a romance/their love life — ⌆ for a story about their family/home life — € for a bad memory that still haunts them — ✢ for a good memory that makes them smile
Or…
Send me a name/place/event or situation from my character’s past and they will just talk about that one thing.
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
- “I never loved you.”
- “You’re the reason they’re dead!”
- “It’s all your fault!”
- “Who could ever love you…?”
- “You’re so stupid. So weak.”
- “Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
- “Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
- “I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
- “I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
- “If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
- “Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
- “I know everything. I can ruin you.”
- “Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
- “Sing, birdie.”
- “I know exactly how to make you talk.”
- “You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
- “I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
- “I have means of extracting information from you.”
- “I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
- “You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
- “You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
- “You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
- “What the fuck have you done this time!”
- “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
- “You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
- “You’re a disgusting little rat!”
- “You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
- “What, can’t take a punch?”
- “I’ll kill you!”
- “It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
- “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
- “I’ll slit your damn throat!”
- “Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
- “I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
- “That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
- “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
- “Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
- “Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
- “Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
- “I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
- “Get in the locker, shorty!”
- “Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
Frederick was curled up on his bed, sniffling softly. The springtime allergies were hell for him!
Hello there beautiful, how's life, fabulous?
Oh! Ah... I suppose it's okay?
*wow sudden anon flirting with him? How odd!*
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
Happy... Valendimes...
Hehe, do you mean Valentine's, darling?
*oh well, he'll still give his silly doll kisses anyways*
"Adult Wednesday Addams vs. Catcallers" is perfect.
Gnarly
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
I PUT THIS ON MY IPOD AS MP3
NOW WHENEVER IT COMES ON ON SHUFFLE I STARTED GIGGLING LIKE AN INSANE PERSON AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE IM MAD.
SO WORTH IT!!!
Guess who's all dressed up in his new dress. Good thing today's pretty warm. "Gilbert! Come on! Let's go have a picnic or something! It's so pretty outside!"
The Prussian placed his book that he was reading down and looked over at his lover getting up and smiling at how cute he was. “Okay lets go then.”
"No problem. I’ll find the basket and get a blanket to use for the picnic." He said and started to search for it.
Soon Frederick returned with a fruit salad, some bottled water, and sandwiches. “I’m ready when you are!”
"I got the basket so lets put everything in there." Gil said holding both the basket and the blanket they were going to use to sit on.
He made a happy noise and began to fold the blanket before laying it in the basket, then laying the wrapped food over it. "There we go!"