thats my microwave

when I tell u I LOST IT

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your 

2019 is the year we thrive (throw knives)

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

why do i always feel like killing everyone

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

couples therapy

me as a 12 year old: yeah, women are just objectively more beautiful. like its just true. women are always more attractive than men, thems the facs. it is nature, god’s will, if you may. i am heterosexual.

It smells and sounds like spring 

Not to romanticize on main but there is really something healing about sitting in front of an open window listening to birds and wind chimes and enjoying a natural breeze. It’s like the world is telling you breath