When you really love someone, it lights up your life in every way.

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Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

Doggo eating snow in the snow

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Smart and polite cat

I wish there was a way to stop seeing certain posts. Like, you can blacklist, but that doesn’t work when people don’t tag shit, and also, there’s a wall of promos for a blog I’m not interested in, because like ten followers reblogged the promo… I don’t wanna block them, I just don’t wanna see their promo so much…

Xkit has a post blocking extension. But if you're using the app, it probably won't help you. Tumblr should make a way to block certain posts. A lot of times I had to unfollow people just so I don't see posts from awful people.

Commissions Open

Hello everyone!

I hope everyone is doing well and this year has been more than a little crazy. However, I figure to help make the year a little easier and help out for some future plans, I’m going to be reopening commissions. 

There will be 5 slots. I don’t want to overwhelm myself and I don’t want to suddenly keep a lot of people waiting in case my job situation does change. This will first come/first serve. I will only be accepting stuff via ask or tumblr messenger. That means no anons. I need to actually communicate with anyone interested in commissions.

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Gentle Boye 

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Monica Bellucci in La Riffa (1991)