The devil: Sign my book, bitch

Sabrina:

Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest

I mean look at this shit 

Bitch just grabbed a cherry 

“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork 

This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne  

Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS

In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song 

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

Fix it jesus.

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

the tiger is small and fat

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.