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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

a little autobiographical piece about the internet

i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full

You all won't be laughing when you need someone who can walk across the stone floor without triggering any pressure plates

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds