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@krovvolka / krovvolka.tumblr.com

" i was born to hustle roses down the avenue of the dead " noel, 23, chicago. soup snake
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candle-lion
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donnasweettttttttt

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

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kryptonians

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

#funny tag#q
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Everyone Loves This Buff Cat
"That boy is an absolute unit!" – a literal veterinarian.
bzfd.it|Katie Notopoulos
Dr. Dan Smith, a veterinarian in New York, told BuzzFeed News he’s not sure if Buff Cat suffers from a genetic muscle condition, but said, “that boy is an absolute unit.”
“There is a genetic mutation that’s found mostly in some cow breeds that is called double-muscling (look up some pictures, they look fucking swole!) and I’ve heard of rare cases of it in some dog breeds like Rottweilers and Greyhounds, but never in a cat. This might be the first,” he added.
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“that boy is an absolute unit.” — a literal veterinarian

#cats#q
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