not allowed to wear hats

Karlach best tief barb girl 💕🔥

giving characters archetypes/aesthetic styles like they're Pokemon

Is ths anything? (you can only have two at once)

Now you need to make an overly complicated and extremely unintuitive chart of relative advantages and disadvantages between the archetypes

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~ 💖💖💖

It's everyone's new favorite dating sim... Baldur's DATE! Who did you romance?

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

when I make a small frivolous impulse purchase that is gollum winning the argument

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.

I made a poster with a random selection of seabird courtship rituals!

Please tell me if you guys would like this as an actual poster, if enough people would want that ill redo the border and slap it on redbubble or something)

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

Someone threw a brick at me I'd catch it perfectly and cradle it in my arms. To undermine their point

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

Happy N7 Day to everyone except BioWare.

Really thought the activists just drove a fucking SUV into Trudeau based on the accompanying picture

If we work together we can make it happen

if we work separate we can bring a looot more SUVs