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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

I kind of really needed this…

This actually made me feel better

yall know what i love? that kind of black cats that look like some cat-shaped blops of darkness

perfection

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYG__fGHUwN/?

Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

The devil is a Domino’s Delivery Boy

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

Les Amis & Marius as quotes from The Good Place

Enjolras: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.

Combeferre: Life has an end, and therefore our actions have meaning.

Courfeyrac: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Prouvaire: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.

Joly: I’m sorry, everyone, I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Ah, there they go, they’re fears now.

Bossuet: I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.

Bahorel: I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem

Feuilly: I’ve been working on my Western Hemisphere brunch banter. Tell me what you think. “That new Yorker article was interesting.” “You haven’t seen Hamilton?” “Hey, did you hear about Stephanie?”

Grantaire: Well, I’ve read everything on your syllabus and, how do I put this delicately, it’s all stupid garbage.

Marius: I have no idea what’s going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too!

I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE  I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE I CAN’T GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONE AND I CAN’T WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN I CAN’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PM I CAN’T BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMS I CAN’T GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDED BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS YEAH GENTLEMEN! BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISE ITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATION’S ON THE LINE AND ANY WOMAN YOU’VE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME  YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYS CAN’T SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYES ITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE? SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICE I CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT’S ON THE FIRST FLOOR   I CAN’T BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOOR I CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MORE I CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED I CAN’T JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARS I CAN’T SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARS I CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I’M HOLDING BACK TEARS AND I CAN’T EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARS BUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDES CAN’T TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDES CAN’T MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHE’S NOT IN THE MOOD AND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE?? YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR MEN GIRLS LIKE TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE TO BLAME AND THEY’RE THE VICTIMS HER DRESS WAS SHORT AND SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE’S NOT SO INNOCENT THANK GOD YOUR DAD’S THE JUDGE AND YOU WON’T BE CONVICTED OH WAIT… THAT’S RIGHT… IT’S NOT SUCH A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD THE UPPER HAND, THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD A CHOICE IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO RISE UP,      USE OUR COLLECTIVE VOICE THE DAY TO VOTE’S NOVEMBER 6, SO LET’S GO MAKE SOME NOISE 

I am just going to assume that the 2k of dislikes on the vid are from just the kind of people she’s singing about.

This is the catchiest thing I’ve heard this week.

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

THE GUY AT THE END

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

no offence but….. lets just all run through dark hallways, in long flowing clothes. let’s all just have dinner at candle light, write love letters and seal them with wax, give lovers a piece of our hair, kiss hands in greeting, pet cats and be gay

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

The Hazbin Hotel trailer FINALLY came out and Angel Dust is already my favorite character is 😄😍❤💖