Life is a one time offer, use it well.

we live in a generation where people ignore each other to get each others attention.

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

Dua

don’t ask why I have a giant pile of sand in my yard

via weheartit

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

Taylor Swift (via monica-geller)