"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on
suddenly viscerally remembered when I was in first grade and decided that “I got a boo boo” was too childish of a way to communicate to my mom that I’d gotten hurt.
I was a bookish kid though, so instead I switched to “mommy, I’ve been wounded” which in retrospect must’ve been a little odd to hear from a six-year-old.
#making silly faces is reserved only for his daughters
w-why are you looking at me wurmple
oh god ok ok just please don't hurt me
“Oh, baby girl… it’s okay!”
The Walking Dead — 3.01 “Seed”
Rick Grimes The Walking Dead, 8.01 - Mercy
THE WALKING DEAD, 6.11
“Hey you, dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?” Steven Yeun as Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead
how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world
i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph
cmon child safety lid you know it's me