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this is such a solid joke omg

yeah give me 100 messages exactly like this thanks

Okay no more I’m scared now 

LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

anon im gonna finally try saints row thank u 

which one

I’ve all but one of them

should i not start with the first

first is like…

out of print. And only on the Xbox.

hm. homophobic.

@lesbenny SRIV is youre the president and you have to save the world from a simulation where youre a superhero…. My friend really likes the previous one, I don’t know much about it but it looks just as ridiculous

@vexxx-ing gurl saints row 3 is like F I R E!! You’re fighting these gangs and trying to murder the prime minister or some insanity plus aliens?? Anyway there’s dubstep guns and fast cars and airships!! Is L I TTY👏👏👏👏

all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck

And now, ladies and gentlemen, your April Fool’s Day anthem.

befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

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so remember that worldbuilding website, notebook.ai, that was goin around and everyone was so excited, but it turned out you had to pay a (frankly outrageous) subscription to access any of the best tools? 

well i have exciting news: World Anvil. 

here’s what you get for free: 

yeah. all of them. double what notebook.ai offers for pay. yeah baby.

i’ve only been using this site for like half an hour, but i am in LOVE. please check it out and consider supporting the creators if you can! 

I personally use Obsidian Portal, which is a freemium service, but this looks pretty cool.

The series

The Kingdom Hearts 3 Limited Edition PS4 Pro theme plays a never-before-heard version of Dearly Beloved. This was also used during the KH3 Kairi-Lea scene while she’s reading her letter. (The scrolling sound stops after 15 seconds–sorry!)

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

As I recall, this was actually made by the Warner Brothers crew at the time, but was intended for a party and never for the public to see. I have heard about this… but this is the first time I’ve seen it.

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I feel attacked by number 5!!!

I literally look to others for my self validation and don’t know how not to!

Who knew I was becoming toxic?!

So it turns out I don’t have a chipmunk voice. Loverboy has been getting me to vocalize all over onlyfans and, well, I think I’m going to have to start recording even more dirty talk.