stay alive

favorite ship dynamics:

1) soft, sweet, basically married, just haven’t admitted to themselves or each other yet.

2) Person A is emotionally a skittish feral cat and person B has to gently “pst pst” them into a relationship

My fatal flaw? I can't name genres of music.

How can people hear a bunch of funky tunes and think "Ah yes, this is Indie Folk Rock with Punk influences" like what???

I have the same problem, I can't comment on any song beyond 'oh yeah I vibe with this, this is a banger'

FINALLY SOME UNDERSTANDS!!!

There are two genres of music

nothing leaves an imprint on your psyche quite like early 2000s girl game websites

70′s Plush Stuffed Animal Designs + Patterns From The Complete Book of Handicrafts, 1973. (via: archive.org)

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

Debbie Harry by Julia Gorton, late 70’s.

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

So I watched Young Royals, safe to say that seeing this kid upset is my villain origin story /:

my nintendog made it to the olympics once so bye hater

idk who jake paul is but he seem like one of those white men who when mentioned will summon 20 million cishet girls to burn down your hou

op sacrificed themselves..for us

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles