Lauren/Lo/Lola/Lloyd

a red light lights up on your car's dashboard and underneath the light it says CAR

Rise of the Pink Ladies was nominated for choreography Emmy this week. You cannot legally watch an Emmy-nominated show because god forbid the studio has to pay workers for it—that’s the state of the industry with streaming right now. That’s why SAG and the WGA are striking.

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

It was a woman that did it!

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

Monsters.

I’m waiting for an arborist to hop on here and confirm that this is bad for those kind of trees or some shit, too.

Not an arborist but yeah, that removed nearly all of the trees' leaves and created numerous injuries open to infection.

I also heard this might be a crime? in some places tree maintenance is strictly regulated and typically happens during the winter months—not sure how much that applies there, but it might fall under illegal maintenance

Most likely not because Universal Studios basically bought an unincorporated part of LA County called ‘Universal City’ where most of their studio lot is. 30% of their lot falls on Los Angeles city property but the other 70% is unincorporated and they contract city services from the county. I’m guessing their diabolical tree cutting was done on the unincorporated side.

Turns out they were on the 30% side. LETS GO TREE LAW!!!

You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love

LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

I didn't take two years of high school french for this to be left in the tags

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

potatoes non grata

persona au gratin