welp, shit

via @p0tato-kn1shes

May I please add: PLANETARIUMS.

ART MUSEUMS also

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

Brilliant 😂😂

people will try sooooo hard to apply their own personal tastes to who you, personally, find attractive and it’s so bizarre. “i can’t believe you’d fuck him” Well Elizabeth someone has to. and for me it’s a privilege and an honor

“he’s not hot to me” damn that’s so crazy. Who asked

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man

i’m trying to bleed out here. can you not make this weird. Can you do that for me

The funniest type of tumblr users are the ones who will see a post saying something like "I love smiling at strangers on the bus" and comment "not everyone has the ability to show kindness to others you fascist #ableism" and then you look at their blog and it's all 0 note posts about how miserable and alone they are

How many more posts do we need about how ableism is sooooo funny and its ridiculous to think anyone could possibly be ableist

Yep that's exactly what I said 👍

Money need to stop spending me

Kahhori