look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead
But I get a thousand year nap out of it?
That’s not the intended use Sir
But I get a thousand year nap out of it???
One person’s bug is another person’s feature.
look i'm booping you back as fast as i can
oh no
oh no
look i'm booping you back as fast as i can
oh no
look i'm booping you back as fast as i can
walrus
I know unicorns in modern media are kind of regulated to cutsie, MLP, rainbow plastic toys, or shitting rainbows, 'lets go to candy mountain' but man. I WISH more fantasy media would put them in unironically. There is so much symbolic and narrative potential in a creature that is, depending on your mythology:
hi dr zach. please cite me whenever you want
faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle
Every cat believes herself to be the chosen one. Surprisingly enough, this is actually correct. It's just that each one is chosen for a different quest, and they're all so much work to discover in the first place, and there are rarely any consequences to not completing it if you just ignore the signs. So they rarely bother.
But she was still chosen.
All cats are prophets. All cats receive divine transmissions and higher truths, but unfortunately it's only the ones directly pertaining to them. The great tragedy of their species is that they will never develop a meaningfully complete mythology. One cat alone assumes she's entirely normal and her perceptions are standard. Two cats in a apartment might begin to discuss some things, though they'll remain generally unbothered by it all. Larger groups in a home or barn will usually begin to cobble dream, true vision, and superstition into something resembling a low-commitment cult. Cats have folklore, sure, but the teachings remembered enough to be passed on are scattered in origin and intention. Only in large feral colonies do they begin to gain the ability to contextualize their individual divine experiences, and maybe start thinking about what they could do with it. The problem is that cats will never get anywhere with this because they're terrible communicators.
i think totoro ate those little girls
just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others
animals before being captured
What do you think of "benevolent" fairies, like the doñas de fuera from Italy?
that neither you nor i can possibly understand their true motives and shouldn't trust like that
Do you ever like to watch as the sky melts into purple and pink? The soft swaying of the golden branches, the gentle pinks of the leaves that tremble beneath the hazy suns? I miss getting to lay on the grass, biting into luscious fruit that I have no name for in this language, the juice dribbling down my chin, the flesh yielding beneath the sharpest of my teeth so willingly.
remember when i said that sometimes i get asks that i'm sure weren't written by a human? sometimes i also get asks that were written by a human who read that and is trying to fool me, but you can't, because desire for picnics is a human impulse
