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   “I knew you were      going to be COOL.”  He takes the candy  that’s been given  to him. And here  he was going to  KILL the guy if  he didn’t give him  the candy.

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           ‘m always cool. ‘      rhett gives a smile, giving a silent thank you      to all gods out there that he got to keep a big      sum of his favorites.

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        ❝ Ah, man you can’t just flop this information               on a guy and expect him to be okay with it. ❞      His fingers fumble together, nails digging into his flesh as he      switches his scrutinizing view from the medical pack to Rhett,      not entirely surprised by just how nonchalant his body language      was. Shoulders at ease, hands gently grasping at his coffee cup,       eyes lit up with something akin to hope. How could he deny this      man anything, let alone a business deal that would land the two      of them in a good sum of money, according to Rhett.            ❝ However ❞ A sigh escapes his lips before              continuing. ❝ You are right. As long as we’re              producing enough content, no gaps in releases              or anythin’, it would be a good enough alibi. And              Yeah, the money we’re making is good but, if what              your sayin’ is true we could be rollin’ in it brother.❞       He can hardly believe the own words coming from his mouth,       or the fact that he was starting to believe Rhett could be onto        something here. 

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     a small smile begins to spread across the      bearded man’s features, taking a sip of his      coffee once more, that small glint of hope in      his eyes growing at link continued to speak.      rhett was, in fact, thankful link hadn’t just called      him crazy and ditched the entire idea-like he      assumed he would.           ‘ see? that’s the kind of stuff i wanna hear from             you, link. there’ll never be a gap in uploads, the             mythical beasts will never know-even if they’re             th’ones buyin’ from us. ‘      money speaks, and link saying that rhett is      correct just further proves it--even if it didn’t      need to.            we’ll never have any money problems, our kids             will be more than happy, they’ll be able t’go to             college with no need for us t’save up. 

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        ❝ Look— I’m going to be honest with you.              Because you’re my friend. And there’s              trust here. ❞      He gestures at the space between himself and the man at the      other end of the table, trying his hardest to avert his eyes from       the unsightly commodity placed on the table in front of him.             ❝  The legality of this escapes me. As does              the safety, uh— aspects of this. I’m here              for you man but didn’t we both agree we’d              stick to, y'know, funny internet videos? ❞      His eyes flash back down to the medical blood pack, a glance      returning a slight shiver throughout his spine. Rhett had always      been a bit, eccentric, it had contributed heavily to the reason the      two’s friendship blossomed so well, and remained so durable      through the years; but even Link had to admit this ’ bright idea’      of his was unorthodox. 
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           y’darn right there’s trust, why do y’think             ‘m comin’ to you with this idea?       the taller of the two-even sitting down-doesn’t      even bat an eye at the plastic pack of real human      blood, arms crossed over his chest momentarily      before reaching out to take a sip from his mug of      warm coffee.            who said this ‘s legal? look, doin’ videos is the             best front we could have-’n it’s not like ‘m jus’             gonna give that up, but just hear me out, link,             it’s liquid cash-straight to our wallets. 

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        ❝A whole tub full'a snakes huh? We could probably             arrange something like that. I mean, if we’ve gotten             a swimming pool of cereal at our disposal before             then a tub of snakes should be an easy find.❞     It was actually funny thinking back on all the out of place things      the two had found themselves in the presence of. Vats of cereal.      Tarantulas. The single most hottest pepper in the world. A mariachi     band. The list goes on.           ❝ Nah, but your right. I wouldn’t put you through              that buddy. I don’t wanna see you distressed              either. See, I’m a great best friend. What if we              both just never put each other or ourselves in              these scary scenarios ever again? I mean thats              not gonna happen, but its a nice thought, innit? ❞
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          ‘ yes, a w h o l e tub full’a snakes, brother.             i will spend the whole episode in that freakin’             thing, man. ‘      the list goes on and on, and, knowing this      duo, it’ll never end, as long as they have the      passion about creativity like they always do.           ‘ ‘nd ‘m extremely grateful for it. that’s             kinda why you’re my best friend, link,             almost the exact reason. let’s not get             out hopes up on that thought, though,             link m’boy. 

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Signs as Plants

Aries ; venus fly trap. looks sweet but bites.
Taurus ; wildflowers. will spread and bring beauty even if a block of cement is in their way.
Gemini ; aspen forests. they feel like everyone’s connected deep down.
Cancer ; lotus. even in dark places, they find their way into the light.
Leo ; roses. all fun and games until their thorns show.
Virgo ; ferns. they don’t need a finish line to start their journey.
Libra ; daisies. they are perky and grow fast.
Scorpio ; poison ivy. once you touch them, theres no going back.
Sagittarius ; cactus. they hurt very much, but with the right amount of nurturing they make one of the most beautiful things.
Capricorn ; oak trees. old and wise and caring, but sometimes get too much attention.
Aquarius ; sunflowers. hold their head up high and always look at the “bright” side.
Pisces ; lavender. soothing, light but always manages to be strong and make a change.
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