white shrek

How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero", is beyond me

(Found on Facebook) Oh man where do I even start. Well first of all, grapes/raspberries are one of the most expensive fruit in the produce section. I don’t even buy them unless they’re on sale. You gotta go for things like bananas, frozen berries, and check to see what fruits are in season. Maybe pineapple wasn’t in season. Check online to see which fruits and veggies will be the least expensive. Buy veggies and fruits NOT in a package. If you pick them out of the pile yourself and use your own bag they are less expensive. Don’t get soda. The credibility of this post being “healthy food” was immediately shot down when I saw a friggin Sprite. Soda is not healthy. Soda is not cheap. Soda is a privilege. Soda is a once in a while special occasion. And the nuts, you can get a box of oats for less than a dollar. Considering none of what’s pictures above can make an actual meal, I gave suggestions of what can. Like mentioned, the bananas, frozen berries, and oats can make you awesome oatmeal all week for under $10. If you want lunch and dinner, consider canned beans, tofu, potatoes, rice, frozen veggies, and kale (not from a package). You can make a good combination of stuff for, oh look, around $15.

Eating healthy doesn’t mean buying the most expensive thing in the store. You have to walk around and see what is best for your wallet, or google tips beforehand because yeah it’s easy to make dumb decisions. The person in this post obviously doesn’t grocery shop often. I grocery shop every other week, I NEVER break the bank and I always get a lot of stuff. You wanna buy junk food and McDonald’s and give your body unnecessary problems instead of eating healthy because you’re so fixated on the lie that you can’t afford it? Whatever. But don’t go around spreading this false rhetoric, because IT IS possible to eat healthy on a budget and you’re just hurting everyone around you by trying convincing them they can’t.

This is off topic!

#it’s so obvious they named it based on how we inconvenience them rather than what it actually does to us

There it the fuck is.

That last comment though like dang

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

Mitski for Crack Magazine

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

Butterfly Brain

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

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